I yearned for ecstasy but feared
Just what the gods would say,
If in my hand I took my joy
And with it tried to play.
“Insane you’ll go,” a stern voice warned,
“If you dare stroke that putz.”
I hesitated ‘till I thought:
“Hey. I'm al-ready nuts!”
Wooooooooheeeeeeeeee!
Love this one! =)