The American Armada

Blazing across navel skies, the fleets go forth

vessels of a long-destroyed foreign threat

Beating into a melodramatic liberty

Threatened by a seized nation

             Standing on one leg,

             Scratching its capped head.

Ever on guard, ever faithful fool,

            gun in hand, gum in mouth

Defending the present revolution,  up

holding the past, speaking out against

The atrocious practices of an uncivilized

War, sponsored by the enemies

off Freedom's Shores, the master minds

behind the barbaric subjection

of our forefathers

the upholding of our favorite

       Movie Star

shining forth in all her glory

for the preservation of

Our grand and glorious Republic

The eternal beauty of a sacred lie.