Did you know you’re soft and sweet,

Better than a ripened beet

 You always lend a helping hand,

 Even when  your head’s in sand

Did you know you work too hard

To please the broken down and sad

When you say you’re workaholic

I want to give you gin and tonic

Did you know you  are the best

Who passes each and every test

You toil and listen to all the problems

Even though you have no emblems

Did you know your disposition

Is part and parcel of your position

Like a shepherd and his flock

You stand above them like a rock

Did you know you are a leader

Who weighs the tempers like a meter

Who’s charm and gait does show it all

And know that he will never fall

If I could give you one big throne

If I could give you one big throne

I’d make you sit upon a stone

That’s laced with diamonds and some gold

Then you’d think am very bold!

Now you know you’re all that’ s nice

Can I get some coke and ice?

So I can quench this thirst and scream

And give the ray of hope a beam