There  Never Was

There once was a lazy lady named suzanne

Who stood by where the shit hit the fan

She sunk with her hefty weight & florida tan

Into a dead pool cesspool with her bitches in heat dog clan

There once too was a KGB agent named alex

Who liked corndogs they resembled a phallics

He did it the hard way wrapped his hand around it one day

Squirted pale mustard gas all over vlad's ass

There once was a woman who goes by rebecca

A romantic betting on the secret trifecta

Win, show & place she got egg on her face

Hall of non-poets a disgrace

There once was a man named bonilla

Who gave off the scent of vanilla

Giuliani's wafer pride of NY harbor's villa

Covid-19 mosquitoes held at bay by a cop who waved citronella

There once was a woman named jones

She painted flashbacks like a drug queen on laced scones

Who walked like a junkie & talked to the moon

Crazy as a loon

There once was a man named felix

Who held the venus faith in a romantic helix

Twisted in a spiral Claus

Santa-coked snow HO HO HO contraband between reindeer paws

There once was a woman named judy who made us wonder

Yellow was her color of quick thunder

Double cross sinking gold & turquoise down under

Catching jo & ash in a corporate blunder

Oh there are so many more

To write more would be a bore

Ed & regis rarely seen any more

William the shrink with zero in his psychology store

 

Copyright September 4, 2021 Sage Sweetwater