His Assistant Looks Quite Feminine by Ron Ms Designer

AI Assistant

My new AI Assistant arrived today,

I’d say I was pleased, in every way.

You see, my life had been stressed enough,

with what the Internet brought and stuff.

I put him to work to remove all my worry,

he said, “Don’t worry I’ll take care of it in a hurry.”

To my amazement, my worries were all gone,

He did it in about 15 minutes, his price, a song.

So, I sang him a song to his delight,

and he sang it back better than I heard, 

the hit singer/songwriter sing it last night. 

He told me, “Go, vacation the rest of your life.

Free yourself from all that worry, panic and strife.”

I said, “Thank you,” and booked a plane.”

Free from all worries and no one to blame.

On an Indian Ocean Island, I checked on my stuff,

It seems my new assistant had acquired my duff.

My identity and stuff were all gone–I didn’t exist,

I dove into the ocean and sealed the twist.

Copyright 2019 © Ronald W. Hull

2/13/25

You can read and print this poem at my website here.