T.D.S. Trump Derangement Syndrome is a mental disorder that originated in 2016 when SJWs mourned by screaming in agony and letting out delicious liberal tears. Some common symptoms include (but are not limited to): orange man bad, NPC like behavior, calling orange man a racist despite multiple policies suggesting otherwise (actions speak louder than words), a love of socialism and China, antifa tattoos and hate for white straight males. You can identify and locate a TDS specimen by yelling out "BLUE LIVES MATTER" but beware the creature is highly aggressive and will charge your vehicle with an AK47 and you will be arrested for defending yourself. They have multiple mating calls. The most common ones are "Black lives matter" and "Trump is a fascist". --Urban Dictionary
Tuesday, February 24, 2026
When He Makes the Rounds, the Lunatics Jump
When he makes the rounds, the lunatics jump,
Curse, rant, fume in horror and rave,
Yelling f*** you at President Trump,
While he walks out undaunted and brave.
They tie him to racism, the Nazis, the Klan,
They try every trick in the book--
That Russian colluder, that callous old man
Who dissed gold star parents turned crooks.
But he laughs it off and takes it in stride--
The whackos who try every smear
From grabbing a pussy to a nuclear war--
Whatever brings out most fear.
His business dealings, his children, his wife--
They comment on his mental health--
And if that fails, they'll make up new lies
And question his morals and wealth.
Whenever I see it, it brings back a smile--
He will not kiss anyone's ass
And tells them to shove it with candor and style
Until they run out of gas.
The Harvey Weinsteins had f***ed Hollywood
And kept the press silent for years,
And Bill f***ed an intern, and raped maybe two--
Those Democrat men of the year.
I don't watch the news, for I've had enough
Of the bullshit Obama once spoke,
But while they smear and pillory Trump,
They end up the butt of the joke.
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