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Meow,and Bark and Gulp part ll-Meow
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     a tribute to Sylvester and Tweety.
original idea and story...........

The cat went out to check the garbage cans to eat something but when he got there they were emptied .He looked around and heard a sound, he looked up and in a nearby tree he'd saw a bird he slowly started too approach the tree, the bird was sitting on a branch .

As the cat climb the tree the bird saw him and started laughing.

' I wouldn't if I were you your too fat .' The cat didn't listened and climbed instead and he'd tried too catch the bird but the bird flew off and laughed at the cat as he hung from the branch .

Then a garbage truck drove by as the cat saw it the cat meowed,' I hate those sanitation ----' but suddenly the branch broke and the cat fell into a garbage truck .Suddenly he look up and had a dead bird in his mouth .

' I think I'm going on a diet when I get out of here  .'

end.........................

 

 

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