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Fill yourself with laughter
Category:
Humor
Publisher: Humorink
ISBN-10: 0972364056
Type: Fiction
Pages: 127
Copyright: Pending
AN EXTRA WHAT? hilariously considers how olive oil, virgin olive oil, extra virgin, and cold pressed are made and how they create a perfect food, diet, mosquito control, hair enhancer, antioxidant, and cosmetic. In short, captivating, fast-paced chapters, you will learn the truth about maple syrup, how Freda became a crime consultant, and the similarities of cake frosting, grits, and peanut butter as adhesives.
"How did the oil become virgin?" Hal asked
"And what about extra virgin?" I said. I have a theory. I believe the virgin olive oil comes from olives that haven't been eaten yet, and cold pressed extra virgin is made by a virgin with cold feet.
To research, I logged on the Internet and typed "virgin olive oil." When I clicked on "search," the computer crashed.
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