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Category:  Humor
Publisher: LULU

ISBN-10:  1409249948

Type: Non-Fiction

Pages: 128

Copyright: 
Oct 27 2008
ISBN-13: 9781409249948


A must read for anyone that is passionate about anything and enjoys a good laugh along the way.

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Take the X Factor for instance, every person that auditions just has to become a pop star or their life is over. They all say pretty much the same thing when the camera is on them. 'Hi, my name is Edwin Pluck and I'm fifteen and if I don't become a pop star my life is over'. But Edwin, only 1 person here out of a trillion is going to actually win. 'Yeah but I have something none of these others have, the X Factor'. You know it and I know it, this kid does not have the X Factor. In fact, the problem is he lacks a 'Y' chromosome.


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