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|  | | A Brumby's Best Friend
While it pays to live on the hind end of the largest horse in town, Cecil can't help but wonder if there is a better life for him. With friends who dine on horse dung, you can't blame him for thinking that things smell a little off!
If people would only read like Cecil does they may not be so deplorable!
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Cecil is a well-read and world-traveled bird of nearly flightless origin. After a daring escape from Egypt on the back of a camel, an ocean crossing in the belly of a whale, and a short stint on the back of a condor, he finds himself in Terra Austris./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" />
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Join a cute canine and fuzzy feline as they come face-to-face with the man in the big red suit, and remind us all what Christmas is truly about.
Christian Christmas Bedtime Story
p name="607a" class="graf graf--p">Jack and Ninja wake up on a cold winter morning and thank God for another beautiful day. On the eve of ole Saint Nick, they are visited by an Angel who tells them the Story of Christmas. Join the cute canine and the fuzzy feline as they come face-to-face with the man in the big red suit, and remind us all what Christmas is truly about.
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| |  | | A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. From track meet "deliveries" gone wrong to stall-peeping strangers, each story is measured to last exactly one satisfying sit-down.
span class="a-text-bold" style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700 !important;">Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With/span>
p style="box-sizing: border-box; padding: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 14px; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">span style="box-sizing: border-box;">Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed | |  | | As The Waffle Burns
A line cook at Waffle House recounts his encounters with the colorful locale and shares shocking stories from customers and co-workers landing him jobless when the corporate office gets wind of it but on top of sales charts across the nation in the publishing community.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">As a research project, Jay begins a journey into the exciting world of the Waffle House line cook. He vows to stay happy and positive in the bleak atmosphere and records the experiences that bombard him as he perseveres through all the calamity. The humor is side splitting and the gossip is comparable to As the world turns; A soap opera. A must read! Delve into the story of the line cook who got fired over writing this book!/span>
| |  | | As The Waffle Burns
Customer stories, pictures, jokes, and philosophy from down here under the big yellow sign. If you are in need of enlightenment, a good meal, or simply a laugh, pour yourself into a booth at your nearest Waffle House, crack open these texts to a random story, and enjoy a world famous waffle under the big yellow sign 'As The Waffle Burns'.
span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Ten years ago who would have thought a book about Waffle House would enjoy so much success? I guess there is something about hanging out under the random flicker of the big yellow sign that never loses its allure to late night drinkers and early morning recovering alcoholics. Hell, you may even come in one midnight as the former, and leave the next morning as the latter! Sarcasm has the high seat when it comes to life's highlights. I use to say that God took a back seat to sarcasm ages ago, but how | |  | | Carpool
Mike and Steve get a little bored while driving home on Halloween after their shift at a fast food joint. The driver they mess with hasn't had a laugh, besides the last one, in a very long time.
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Steve's story takes place in 1999./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" />
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span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Back in ninety-nine, everyone was moving on fr | |  | | Dingo Dango
Oh this?
Don't mind the shiner. Just a boxing match with a kangaroo. They're friends now.
Mason finds that, in Australia, there are a lot of things scarier than catching an STD from a koala. Like everything!
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mason has been getting a taste of real living while visiting his aunt and uncle Down Under./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" />
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Don't mind the shiner. Just a boxing match with a kangaroo. They're friends now./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" />
span style="font-family: ve | |  | | Eve
Raise the tower | Reunite Humanity | Return to the Garden |
Re-unite the continents of the world in a romantic adventure. Romeo and Juliet meets the story of creation.
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... In the present, among a desire to rid | |  | | Fossil Fuel
When one of his lab experiments re-animates some old fossils, it is up to Truman and the rest of the gang to track down the dangerous creatures and find out who’s responsible.
Doctor Datson is getting older, but that doesn’t keep him from still getting into mischief. When one of his lab experiments re-animates some old fossils, it is up to Truman and the rest of the gang to track down the dangerous creatures and find out who’s responsible.
30 Minute Flash FictionThriller / Humor / Science Fiction
| |  | | Fowl Karma
A group of friends occupy their summer in the Florida swamps. When some of the kids make bad choices, things turn for the worst. John is good, but can he rally his companions to stand together?
45 minute teen/horror
span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">"Summer is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. When that someone is Karma, she tends to return."/span>br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" />
span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">A group of friends occupy their summer in the Florida swamps. When some of the kids make bad choices, things turn for the worst. John is good, but can he rally his companions to stand together?/span>br s | |  | | GIVE
Nathan is caught in a recurring dream, waking only to find himself starting over. Will he be eaten by or befriended by the monster in it?
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">This urban fantasy follows Nathan's recurring encounters with a mysterious creature in a steam-filled alley. When his friend Shea gets involved, Nathan must choose between fear and compassion, discovering that sometimes the scariest-looking things need help the most./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" />
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember&qu | |  | | Hubudi
Jesse and Evelyn, a runaway tribeswoman destined for the moon, will lead the way in bridging the gap of worldly separation. Together, they find themselves on a journey to bring the planet back to life by erasing racial segregation and social degradation.
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Jesse wakens in the Congo Basin. His adventure will start, and may end at a mysterious stone dolmen as he traces his path and shaky memory to his destiny. A good memory needs a good marker. He and Evelyn, a runaway tribeswoman destined for the moon, will lead the way in bridging the gap of worldly separation. Together, they find themselves on a journey to bring the planet back to life by erasing racial segregation and social degradation. It will take the power of their huma | |  | | Jay Horne's: The Hamper of Horrors
After Tanner experiences the horror of her baby brother and cat being eaten by a magical hamper, it is up to her and her friend Viola to embark on a thrilling journey to save them before their parents return home from dinner.
Tanner is seventeen and finally writing about the horror she experienced as a thirteen-year-old sister who had lost her baby brother to the maws of a hamper from hell; and all on her only day to truly relax!
The Lumpin Family Circus had seen its last days after the magicians grew tired and old but Tanner sneaks out of her window and dares a trip to the Art district. She's trying to save her brother and her sanity but finds more than she's bargained for. By bargaining, I mean trading a secondhand blouse for her brother and cat in return. But the old witch who runs Nan's curiosities h | |  | | JayHorne's O-Zone
Carla pitches her old boyfriend's plan to patch the thinning Ozone to POTUS but he isn't buying it, so she get's her new boyfriend, Jorel, head of the Planet Preservation Corporation and frontline investor to Space-X to talk Elon Musk into delivering the restorative to the atmosphere on one of his automated rockets.
Things get weird when the restorative is jettisoned and the arctic circle, along with the rest of the exosphere, turns to glass.
The Falcon rocket is facing a disastrous return to earth if the problem isn't solved.
Meanwhile the President has sent out a call for help to the Sun God from Area 51 and is doing his best to cover up a giant dragon flying in to save them from global annihilation.
Carla, in the meantime is simply worried about losing her job.
Watch the story unfold from the international space station, while Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Jorel, Bobby, and Carla, along with the crew at Houston and the team on the ground at cape Canaveral try and figure out what in the hell is going on.
Science Fiction / Space Alien / Space X / Elon Musk
Carla pitches her old boyfriend's plan to patch the thinning Ozone to POTUS but he isn't buying it, so she get's her new boyfriend, Jorel, head of the Planet Preservation Corporation and frontline investor to Space-X to talk Elon Musk into delivering the restorative to the atmosphere on one of his automated rockets.o:p>/o:p>
p class="MsoNormal">Things get weird when the restorative is jettisoned and the arctic circle, along with the rest of the exosphere, turns to glass.o:p>/o:p>
p class="MsoNormal">The Falcon rocket is facing a disastrous return to earth if the problem isn' | |  | | Pumpkin Planet
A Whimsical Halloween Flash Fiction.
James and the giant peach with a twist!
Jake’s father works for NASA, where they plan to Jettison a pumpkin into space during a Halloween special event. After his friend draws a face on the gourd, Jake takes up a personal connection with it. It may have to do with his parent’s recent separation. The event could be key in a meaningful reconnection between father and son.
| |  | | Still Perfect
Between life and death lies obsession. Some nurses hold more than just medicine in their hands.
span style="font-weight: 700; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Between life and death lies obsession. Some nurses hold more than just medicine in their hands./span>
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Book Four of the Ninja Series delves deeper into the jutsu regime. Poisonous horticulture, tumbling, and weaponry are covered.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Welcome again, to Ninja International’s Tesaihiryu Ninjutsu Training Program. Our outlook on learning stems from a solid base of teaching. We believe each student has their very own, individual way of learning and moving. Thus the extent that teaching is good for, is but to learn and grow owns own arsenal of techniques. Teaching any particular style of fighting only helps one person evolve, and that person is the teacher alone. He implements all of his own known tactics, | |  | | Teaching Ninja: Book One
Teaching Ninja is a five part Series instructional for Tesaihiryu Ninjutsu implementing acrobatics, weaponry, medicines and poisons, stealth, and mindset.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Tesaihiryu Ninja was developed over 15 years after its’ first three members began at their homes back in 1990. The art sprang up in the light of each person’s individual acts of expression. Just as Picasso could lead you to the canvas, teach you brush strokes, and provide you with the right palette, he could never provide you the inspiration that made his art world-renowned. It is the same way with martial arts. We strive to bring the ART back to the world./span> | |  | | Teaching Ninja: Book Three
Book 3 of Tesaihiryu Ninja focuses on JuiTaijutsu and Ground Fighting. Manipulating the joints and other tactics are discussed.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">The mere word ‘Ninja’ conjures up images of ancient hidden secret powers and flawless execution of tumbling and fighting. It is true that the ninja must literally perfect every tiny movement that his body can manage in order to achieve these feats, but also one must learn to focus the mind and listen to the rhythm of the universe. The mission is what the ninja lives for. In life, the mission is perfection of life itself. In the field, the mission is the motivation | |  | | Teaching Ninja: Book Two
There is no greater way of learning than to teach, for in doing so, you essentially are tapping the well of your own knowledge hidden deep within the recesses of yourself. It is for this reason alone, that we provide a written copy of our lessons in these texts. The lesson will be laid out in a way that YOU can utilize the material to conduct your own class. Run, Jump, Swim, Climb, & Fight.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">The concept of Ninja International blossomed from the multitude of martial art styles available today. Ninjutsu, seemingly was the most complete form of LIFE training until recently. To take up the art of Ninja can be an overwhelming thought at first, as it should be, for it is truly a life long voyage of discovery. Simply thinking of the things one may encounter on a ninja mission can give you an idea of the unlimited array of techniques a perfect ninja may need to utilize. W | |  | | The Death of Science: A Novel Introduction to Rootworld
After the tower of Babel has risen and the continents have converged into Pangea, Kristen finds comfort in the personification of Death while mourning her late father. After her breakthrough with Death, her friends fear something has happened to her and set out to rescue her from Fate and the Father of Lies.
The Earth is a different place after the continental convergence, but teenage girls are facing the same social challenges while transitioning from high school and into the real world where magic and science now co-exist.
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p class="MsoNormal">Kristen is skipping school and coping with the loss of her father when she meets the grim reaper under an old washed-out shop of curiosities in the abandoned Art District. While he isn’t there to administer her the death touch, he is there to help her kill Time.o:p>/o:p>
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A family loses their eldest child to an unjustified murder and the father refuses to abandon his dead son's graveside.
A family loses their eldest child to an unjustified murder and the father refuses to abandon his dead son's graveside. While the man's wife and son struggle through his absence at home, the passersby, along the route of Fulton Industrial Boulevard, grow rather fond of the man.br />
When the owners of the cemetery catch wind of the estranged man's dedication to the dead, things take a surprising turn for everyone involved.br />
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div>Sometimes the quietest people have the best stories to tel | |  | | The Mind is a Funny Thing: A Collection of Modern Sarcasm and One-Liners
This rare collection of Modern Sarcasm and hilarious One-liners is a must have reference guide to side splitting Jokes and conversational Ice-breakers.
span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Humor is a necessary component in everyday life. Without it we would cease to overcome our hardships and the world would be filled with a whole lot of boring people! Well, the fact is, the world is already filled with a whole lot of boring people so I find it my duty to make laughter accessible to even the most bland of human personas. With that, I present to you what I call, my personal quick reference guide to sarcastic one-liners and jovial crowd pleasers. Flip to our index | |  | | The only thing i like about living
Contrary to the popular belief that growing up is a trap, he helps us understand the immense power that a clean conscience endows. Accountability becomes the most rewarding part of living.
span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">After publishing numerous books on spirituality, philosophy, and addiction, Jay brings us his most informative and essential work to date. Contrary to the popular belief that growing up is a trap, he helps us understand the immense power that a clean conscience endows. Jay's unique experiences open us up to a world where accountability becomes the most rewarding part of living./span>br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" />
span style="color: rgb(51, | |  | | The Tale of a Killer Piano
Some songs drive people absolutely mad!
span style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">When Heath inherits his father's antique piano, he becomes consumed by mastering Beethoven's passionate sonata. But as his playing improves, a sinister thirst awakens within the instrument. Blending the psychological horror of Stephen King with Anne Rice's gothic sensibilities, this spine-tingling story explores the thin line between artistic devotion and madness. As the piano's hunger grows, Heath must face the terrifying possibility that some melod | |  | | The Tome of Ages
Father Time and Mother Earth give their son Hazeus permission to watch the adult rated MVDs which portray the aftermath of his life on the Globe. During the night it is up to Hazeus to assist King Arthur in becoming the most worshipped man in history and in the meantime try and accept responsibility for a growing call to Godhood.
span style="color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">When demigod Hazeus decides to return home from Earth to a parallel magical realm called Rootworld he is given a collection of adult-rated MVDs from his parents, Father Time and Mother Earth. He is on the fast track of becoming the all-powerful God of the Globe if he can learn to take responsibility./span>br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(15, 17, 17); font-family: "Amazon Ember", Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;" />
br style="box-sizing: border-b | |  | | Twits Do It Better
Cecil is a bird who needs no introduction. He prefers to speak for himself. As a world-traveler of high-status, he has a hard time dealing with others' incompetence.
We'll see if his fast talking beak doesn't land him in hot water, or worse; in love.
If experience really were the tell-tale sign of wisdom, Cecil would be a sage. But, as luck would have it, he was merely a Twit, and you know what they say about Twits.
div>Don't judge him by his glasses, those are for his near-sightedness./div>
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div>A Twit is a bird who has stronger jaw muscles than his wings. They are nearly flightless. But if they could do the flying with their beaks, those birds could be carried on strings of adjectives and oxymorons to the ends of the Earth and beyond. Though, they wouldn't have much company, as no one prefers the companionsh |
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The Wholly Book of Genesis
by Jay Dubya
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 The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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