The alarm goes off when it makes a noise and
I sit-up or sit-down, what’s the difference? Same result.
Put on only one bra but a pair of panties?
I stuff my suit in a garment bag and all my garments in a suitcase.
Then I cook a bacon for breakfast… tonight I’ll bake a cookie for dessert.
The car’s parked in a driveway, but I drive it on the parkway,
to the building which is already built.
Inside I stop to take a dump but leave a turd.
I’ve got my Masters and my Doctorate but in my office I will ever only get to Practice —
on this vegetable that has likely fallen into a coma,
does that make it a person?
Sandie :D