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Category:
Humor
Publisher: Bookflurry Inc
Type: Fiction
Pages: 69
Copyright: Mar 3, 2025
ISBN-13: 9798312772104
Price: $2.99 (eBook)
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. From track meet "deliveries" gone wrong to stall-peeping strangers, each story is measured to last exactly one satisfying sit-down.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. From track meet "deliveries" gone wrong to stall-peeping strangers, each story is measured to last exactly one satisfying sit-down.
Keep this collection closer than the shampoo bottle. When you're finished, do your neighbor a favor and slide it under the stall, because likely they have nothing better than 1980's Playboy to occupy them during nature's most urgent call.
In lieu of a roll of toilet paper that comes printed with the daily news, this book remains your best bet for quality throne reading. Because in the end, everyone needs something to do while making room for more.
Excerpt
I'm easing off the brakes, hoping for a slight waft—a sign of slow pressure release—when the whole load jumps the gun. The built-up gas had lodged behind a perfectly rounded terd of utter grief!
"NO!" I grunt, hoping it was an inside yell, lest it defy me and they know for sure that I just dropped the ball; doing the unspeakable too soon.
I could feel the perfectly rounded shape of the nugget like a ping-pong ball down the airy tube pant leg on my left. Had it not bounced off the inside rim of my tennis shoe I may not have been aware that it was solidly intact like rolled Play-Doh.
No one has noticed! My eyes flit around like bumblebees battling hummingbirds; trying to determine if anyone has seen the little telltale sign of my discord, but no one seems to be looking this way.
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