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The road to forgiveness is dressed up by roadblocks of repentance, and time is all that matters, so use it well.
There’s been a terrible mistake! Jack Mann should be in Los Angeles, getting ready to receive the Lawyer of the Year Award; instead he is standing in front of a movie theater, staring in disbelief, at a smiling man who is not only as tall as a tree but is also wearing skirt.
The giant informs Jack about his terrible fate, but Jack vehemently claims the gift of free will, which can never be denied, in order to return home.
However, natural laws forbid replications, so the lot falls on a life that is not Jack’s; a life of an albino in rural Tanzania, a place where albinos are hunted and | |  | | No Ugly Chicks
Crazy things happen when a man thinks that he's doing ugly women a favor if he goes out with them...
A 65-year old American called Johan, who is posing as an ESL teacher in China in order to find a wife, believes that he’s doing ugly women a favor if he dates them. But when an ugly woman says “No” to him, Johan’s pride is wounded and he stalks her to church, a place he vowed never to go.
While the pastor is teaching how, “You can command angels to bring you what you want, even a million dollars,” Johan is plotting how to get the ugly woman to say “YES” so he can tell her, “I don’t date ugly chicks,” but it turns out that she is married, so Johan storms away in frustration, heading to |
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