01042004 - today's email
edited: Thursday, April 01, 2004
By Paul 'yogi' Nipperess BMin
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Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2004
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Just had to share this with you .....
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2004 20:03:11 -0500
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. And in case you never saw this one : Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of the Americans in line.
You gotta pass this on .....
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|Reviewed by Katryn Dougherty
thanks for sharing :)
|Reviewed by Monika Arnett
|Enlightening, indeed...an eye-opener; intrigued!|
|Reviewed by m j hollingshead
|life is always interesting ain't it|
|Reviewed by Monette Bebow-Reinhard (Reader)
|This is incredible stuff, Paul! You should get this published somewhere, not give it away! Thanks for sharing this with us, and allowing us to share it with others. By the way, I could add something on the abortion issue, but this is not the place...
|Reviewed by Debra Conklin
|Fascinating reading, Yogi. And certainly does go to show that to judge before you know, might not be the wisest choice.
Thanks for sharing.