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...ya' know...those quickly evaporating images of the mind.

A few thoughts of mine and others (quoted)…some may be comical or imaginative, some inspirational, some…all too true !

 

“Old” is a state of mind; it’s surprising how long the mind takes to catch up with the body.

 

Man (collectively) never stands so tall as when stooping to help a child.

 

“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count; it’s the life in your years” – Abraham Lincoln

 

Something I heard years ago: always be a good listener; your ears will never get you in trouble.

 

By just being ourselves, we will always be in fashion.

 

If we take care of ourselves, we will find the time to help take care of others.

 

If your mouth gets you in trouble, blame it on the tongue covering your eye-teeth - you couldn’t see what you were saying.

 

“I’ve learned…that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.” – Andy Rooney

 

There truly are more rewards in giving than receiving.

 

“It’s easy to forget what’s important. So don’t.” – Michael Keaton in “Mr Mom”

 

“Old age — ain’t no place for sissies.” – Bette Davis

 

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

 

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

 

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

 

“Self-sacrifice is never entirely unselfish, for the giver never fails to receive.” — Dolores E. McGuire

 

How ironic that the process of “nagging” begins about the same time as the process of “sagging” - for both genders.


Why is it everyone else is early when you’re running late? Or vice versa?

 

Try not to regret the things you did, but definitely regret those you didn’t do…maybe it ain’t too late…

 

"Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing well those you hold." email – author unknown.

© Jackie (Micke) Jinks, April 2005



 

 

 
 
 
 


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 22, 2008
Thank you for sharing the wisdom, Micke. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Jackie,

That was fun! Life presented in the simplest form.

Cynthia

Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Micke,

Brain food most definitely ... fascinating - well-done ... Bravo!!


Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed on April 20, 2005
cute! i have heard of some of these, but some i haven't! still, an amusing, delightful write; thanks for sharing, jackie! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

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