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A Royal Treat
by Ian R Thorpe   
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Friday, April 21, 2006
Posted: Friday, April 21, 2006

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Following the success of Jenny Greenteeth’s insider report from Downing Street we have sent her on a mission to cover today’s big story, the Queen’s Birthday. Thanks to Jenny we are able to take you into the breakfast room at Windsor Castle:


Click the link to go to the audio item at Boggart Blog. Follow the instructions to open the 1.2Mb audio file or read the text version (not half as much fun)

Boggart Blog - Inside Windsor Castle with Jenny

Jenny Greenteeth is the world's first celebrity evil spirit celebrity watching multi media journalist. She usually lives in a bog near Accrington UK. but can go wherever there is water and to get inside the queens breakfast room she hid in the water in a vase of flowers.

Now that is dedicated reporting.

To hear what The Queen of England was saying to her hubby this morning, her 80th birthday, just follow the link (and wonder at the uncanny accuracy of my wife's Queen impersonation.. 


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 22, 2006
This old girl and my Daddy shared the sam birth date....so mine was no royal treat but a royal bugger-up day...because I missed him very much today....why...because he is buffing stars and I am still among the evil on this side....lol!!

Love Tinka

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