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Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom
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Last edited: Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Posted: Wednesday, October 11, 2006

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just one of those little amusing items I like to share from time to time.


It must be the greatest newspaper headline of all time and so long as there are such stories the traditional media has nothing to fear from us miserable rabble of bloggers.

But can this story from The Australian possibly be true ?

Well yes, it is actual actuality actually.

Mrs Natasha Tomarovic told The Australian's reporter, "I was brushing my teeth and had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse when the bolt must have struck the building. I don't remember much else.

After treating Mrs. Tomarovic for burns to the mouth and anus a doctor said, "its a bizarre occurrence but not impossible: she was wearing rubber bath shoes at the time so instead of earthing through her feet the electricity shot out of her backside."

Its not quite the same as the sun shining out of someone's arse but is probably as near as anyone will get in this realm of reality.

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Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on October 13, 2006
Humorous reminder to all of us that copper tubing carries electricity. Not a good idea to shower or handle faucets during a thunderstorm if that's the type of plumbing in use, particularly if part of the building has been re-plumbed with plastic in a way that would disturb the grounding of the system.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Ian, it's how lesbians give their cyber lovers an orgasm! It's the next best thing to bein' there...a backdoor reminder. LOL...they say lightning strikes twice and thrice...good thing she was wearing protection...

Sage

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Oh my....this is what I would call a electric fart.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Alex Nodopaka
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Thanks for starting my day with lightning, now I don't worry about my morning dragon breath. Did they say how she reacted to her thunder?

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