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God Loves Imus
By Cynth'ya Lewis Reed
Last edited: Friday, April 13, 2007
Posted: Friday, April 13, 2007
Imus musta forgot that when he called one woman a ho, he called ALL WOMEN hos! But God still loves Imus. He just can't stand what he does and says.



 



As a journalism grad with a master's degree from the prestigious journalism school at Ball State University, I've learned a thing or two about creativity license. And Don Imus doesn't define it well at all.

It's funny how this man became the "whuppin' boy" all of a sudden for the CBS network. I'm personally surprised that the network is even still afloat. . . their programming is less than competitive when compared to other networks. It's so bad in my opinion that WalMart could air their in-store propaganda and have a higher audience rating. But that's my opinion and I didn't call anybody a "ho" when I did it.


(Wondering if Imus would call this woman a "ho"? Perhaps not, she's a "biker--nix that. . . "SCOOTER chick"  . . . and her hair doesn't have that "nappy Imus" look. . .


Jeremiah 10:23 (King James Version))

But if I turned the other cheek, let's fathom the rare case in point that perhaps Imus is a victim of his environs. He wears a hat that doesn't at all make him look too intelligent, and his competition is Howard Stern, sex-shock-jock-extraordinaire.

So probably to raise a few more hairy eyebrows other than his own, instead of talking about "nappy dugouts" or "big black titties" that bounce like a well filled basketball, he says something that he felt was, for lack of a better word. . . safe.
Maybe he got a copy of the "DVD Hip Hop Honeys"



or perhaps he fell into the fulcrum of places like the "gentlemen's club" franchise" Magic City's stripperellas which I ALSO find HIGHLY disgusting that gives Imus a sorry excuse to call us 'hos". . .All the booty shakin' in the world  with nothing more than a g-string covering what God meant for women to keep covered up would even make a redneck go buck wild in his description of what he sees as sex-tagged women.


  


Wrong is just WRONG and Magic City with all it's other counterparts needs to be shut down. . .JUST LIKE IMUS! The patrons who make those nasty after-dark BET videos need to be ashamed for even degrading the same women that hopefully their mothers and grandmothers taught them to respect. But then again, there would BE no strip clubs if women realized they had more to offer than just T & A (and we ain't talkin' Technology and Accounting)

If that's the case, then a white woman raised in the Hampton's is my twin sister. The only one I shake my badonka donks to is my husband of 32 years. (Yes, he IS a luck man and he loves it that I can still "shake it like a salt shakah!"

So regardless of how much black crap rap Imus listens to that degrades the ancestral royalty of proud women who survived under the most hideous living conditions in order to produce fine women from the Rutgers Basketball Team, he can still repent. . . although if he did I doubt if he could enter a black church congregation without having the ushers toss him out on his ear.

Point in case: People are human beings. People were made in the IMAGE of GOD. . . and people deserve to be treated equally. I ain't right that American women (so I've heard) make less on their paychecks that a man doing the same job . . . . It ain't right that single women tend to (so I've heard) have a harder time getting a loan to start a business than a married man. . .and it ain't write for black women, white women, hispanic women, asian women, and any other woman out there to strut her nakedness on pornographic websites or "gentlemens" clubs and magazines beliving that what they do is artistic. Real gentlemen would have nothing to do with such places and activities if the truly respected women, and if women realized they don't need a man's approval to be accepted in this world, nappy heads and all. . .


The only artistic about referring and viewing women as "female dogs" and 'Hos" is  probably the configuration of a spray of seminal fluid originating from the manhood of an Imus fan that should have been deposited into what God designed and called "wife" that could hopefully populate a nation full of little artists yet to be born, but because of masogenism  ends up getting  flushed down a pay toilet. Even a bona-fide 'ho' was talked about in the bible. . . her name was Rahab and she helped save a couple of God's spies.


© 2007 cynth'ya lewis reed
  
 (For those who are trying to figure out what the heck a "fulcrum" is, it's my pleasure to serve beyond the capacity of an "Imus-ho"
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Reviewed by Phyllis Du'Gas 4/16/2007
My sistah! Thanks Cynth'a. It's high time that ALL women take a stand against the double standards. Perhaps we can get rid of that "New York - Flava" show on MTV. -DISGUSTING - :-) Keep on keeping on.
Reviewed by Art Sun 4/13/2007
A most well voiced expression of a voice for ALL women who can raise their heads up in jubilation and carry themselves with respect. It is a sad society that sits back and allows for the continued slander, and degrading opinions of not only this one man, but of the many who ...Still...are out there lashing out at the women, and the black and hispanic population of this country, who only wish to find a better opportunity and life within this world. I wrote a poetic piece called " Rutgers " which I am sure mirrors some of your thoughts...

nice work on this article of importance...

Peace and love.....Art Sun...
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