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27th August, the day the Whole World is waiting for!

*Two moons on 27th August 2007*

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of earth.
Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons.
The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

My Comments…

LET THE CELEBRATING BEGIN!

Two moons – Can you imagine the impact that is going to have on the WINO COMMUNITY?

Actually, I try to be humble, but when things like this happen I sort of just go with the flow, know what I mean?

Ya know how Christmas Eve is special?

Well I’ll be completing my 60th trip around the Sun!

That’s right…this two moon thing is obviously to honor my 60th birthday which is 28 August. I’ll be seeing 4 moons and eating free cake at Olive Garden!

Remember one of those moons, (the real one), is named Marcia. Marcia and Mars, I always knew there was a connection.
Marcia is planning a surprise party for me.
At least I think she’s planning a party?…SURPRISE!

Cheers,
By George


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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2007
way cool, make sure you remind me before that day..In fact I thought of you and Marcia the other night as a bright light woke me in the middle of the night. The moon, I think it was the moon came up in the same spot that the sun comes up in the morning so as I see looking out the window it woke me up. Lady J

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2007
Wow, I can not wait to see that.

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