AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Gracie McKeever, iFlo Fitzpatrick, iJohn Henning, i RickthePoetWarrior, iJohn DeDakis, iTracey Morait, iDavid Schwinghammer, iPatricia Hilliard, iScott Zachary, iLalita Vasu, i

  Home > Humor > Articles Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Cornelia Amiri

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 44 Titles
· 24 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Before 2003

Cornelia Amiri, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


Blame it on Chocolate
by Cornelia Amiri   
Not "rated" by the Author.
     
Recent articles by
Cornelia Amiri

• You Can See Forever
• Crazy Managers and Other Alien Creatures
• Celtic Romance
• Booksignings & Wolfhounds
• Herding & Hurling in the Austin Highlands
           >> View all

I think , Blame it on chocolate, says it all.

Chocolate is the food of the Gods. Montezuma drunk frothy cups of thick dark chocolate each night before indulging in his harem of women. So blame it on chocolate. The food of the Gods. Chocolate is the elixir of love. Casanova savored creamy, melt in your mouth chocolate before he pleasured each of his many mistresses. So blame it on chocolate. The elixir of love. Chocolate is the food of love. I popped a chocolate in my mouth and rolled my tongue across the heady, heavenly taste and buttery texture. Then I invited Brendan Fraser over. So blame it on chocolate. The food of love 


Want to review or comment on this article?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Reviewed by Kone Simons (Reader)
Reviewed on January 7, 2002
Agree, agree, agree....kone

Reviewed by Kone Simons (Reader)
Reviewed on December 7, 2001
Whenever I eatch chocolate, the next day I get depressed. When I do not eat any I do not get dipressed. So, there is something dangerous about the enzimes in chocolate.

Popular Humor Articles
  1.  Crash Dummies
  2.  Penny Power
  3.  Pedicure and Chicken
  4.  Beware the Tsundoku!
  5.  Snow White Trailer Trash Talk
  6.  How to Survive Bean Soup, The Game.
  7.  Poetry Submission
  8.  Losing Ticket
  9.  Shot/No Shot
  10.  Dilatation of Closed Phrenix Confabula
  11.  Kaltenheiss's famed Katya im Boxer qua
  12.  Getting Old In The Real World
  13.  Precedent Linkin's Gettysberg A Dress
  14.  More GFI
  15.  Breaking Bad meets Star Trek and Pies
  16.  Imminent Danger
  17.  The Left-Handed Heart
  18.  The Great Turtle Stampede
  19.  Toughest Million
  20.  Spark Plug
  21.  Battle of the Bulge: Jesus Hates Speed
  22.  My colonoscopy 3/20/14 – I have to tel
  23.  Problem Solving, Or The Day My Septic
  24.  Segments from a Bifurcated Life
  25.  NEW KEYBOARD

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Bayou Valentine by Riley Blake

Fortune Redding faces her fears in an unlikely situation and barely escapes with her life.  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics satirizes and lampoons thirteen famous short fiction works that are given new adult spins.  
Member BookAds

The Wholly Book of Genesis by Jay Dubya

The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.  
Member BookAds