Not one, but two - movie reviews - done with succinctness and clarity. Two really nice words!
If'n you wanna watch a really good movie, watch "ARCHANGEL" starring Daniel Craig - a cryptic tale about the STALIN years in mother Russia - I rated it a FIVE STAR!
OH - last night saw a really good FAMILY movie, that your kids will love - "The Water Horse.' ever wonder about the origin of "NESSIE?" 5 STAR!
Watched a Movie recently that really SUCKED - that’s with a capital SUCKED! The title is “SOUTHLAND TALES.” The biggest Star in this sick film is ‘The ROCK.” He SUCKED! The Plot SUCKED! The acting SUCKED! The story-line SUCKED!
In short, I thought that it was the WORST movie I had ever seen in my 67 years of life! But - the very next night, I received my next flick from Netflix, and watched it in absolute PAIN!
This LOSER is titled “The DARJEELING LIMITED” and stars OWEN What’s-his-Face? Wilson, is it? This movie also SUCKED to the high heavens! It reminded me of the Beatles on a Psychedelic BAD TRIP!
So, in essence, I would be hard pressed to pick which of these two pitiful motion pictures was the biggest SUCKING LOSER!
Ergo, I would give them each an equal amount of waving the formidable “Fickle Finger of Fate.”
SAVE YOUR MONEY - rent something else - ANYTHING ELSE!
Don't waste my money on renting movies or going to see them. Do get to see my granddaughter's lates teen ones when visiting and I enjoy them very much. She has good taste for a 14 yr old and her movies thrill me to no end. Ones I never see and get to see when I go to her house. Like good ones. We have girls nights when I stay over and snack too. Lot's of fun, I'll never grow up.
Thanks, Pal. Those two were on my list to rent, and now, I'll skip them, and donate some cash to an animal shelter instead. You just did a very good thing!
Love Tinka