Hyland's Horrendous Hogwash - Part 5 -
Read on - MacDuff ...
3 H - P 5
© - Tom Hyland - 07-12-09 to 07-26-09
RE: Mr. ED’s - Palin’s Resignation -
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
ED - thank you for this important info.
She was cute! She was feisty! and ... She was GOOFY!
"... THE EVIL THAT MEN DO IS 'OFT
INTERRED WITH THEIR BONES -
THE GOOD LIVES AFTER THEM ...
SO LET IT BE WITH PALIN..."
Was there any good? Oh, yeah - almost forgot ...
PIGS WITH LIPSTICK!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH ! TK.
RE: My - NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE -
Why are so many American scared of Nationalised health Insurance Plan. Find it rather silly when you say in one breath- 'all men a created equal' -In that case why aren't the the poor entitled to the same full health coverage as the rich?
BERYL - thank you for commenting!
To attempt to answer your question, a simple answer would be that the RICH are the ones at the top (like every other country) and they control EVERYTHING! Our so-called system of ‘democracy’ is a total misnomer.
It is really a ‘Republic’ - with representatives that are predominantly LAWYERS at every major level of government. As such, there is no preponderance of ‘little people’ holding the reins on a daily basis.
Would that there were more: Doctors, Nurses, Indian Chiefs, Engineers, Teachers, Technicians, White-Collar workers, Blue-Collar Workers - et cetera actually HOLDING OFFICE!
While we do have many powerful and rich UNIONS over here, unlike your Parliament, there is NO LABOR PARTY! Perhaps this is also a misnomer?
The more complex answer is that the masses over here BELIEVE the propaganda, the BULL-CRAP dispensed hourly by the controlled Media!
I personally thought that Michael Moore’s documentary “SICKO” was tremendous - but millions of the ‘brain-washed’ here don’t LIKE him, and won’t even have open minds, to even WATCH the film - then make up their own minds about its accuracy and possible TRUTH!
“What Fools these Mortals be!”
Peace - Tom.
What is frightening about your article, Mr. Hyland, is that I have had similar experiences with all areas of contention. You have written a manifesto that should be shouted from all rooftops during the next elections.
Your provocative article reminds me of the wisdom of an adage used constantly by my ninety-five year old grandmother: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of B xxx## S!
Reginald V. Johnson
REG - WOW! THANK YOU! I’M ALMOST EMBARASSED!
YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A WISE PERSON! PEACE - TOM.
The Insurance Industry as a whole, has continued to be one of the Wealthiest ones in the entire world. The Lobbying Power and the attributable result of it has been ‘BUYING OFF’ Congress for all these many years.
How so very true - our esteemed 'leaders' get Free, Total Coverage, Health Insurance, for Life. They also get a Full Pension, for Life, even if they only serve one term.
How many American citizens, who elect them, get the same? NONE.
I hope you get to go to Washington, and I hope you give 'em, HELL.
made the Blind - SEE -
made the Deaf - HEAR -
made the Dumb - SPEAK -
made the Dead - RISE ....
I picture Congress as the Three Monkeys - See No, Hear No, Speak No ...
But the paraphrase ‘catch’ word is not Evil, but rather ...
“SEE No GOOD - Hear No GOOD - Speak No GOOD !” TOM.
In 2002 I took a month in Florida from a (then) freezing Scandinavia. Walking on the beach I was unlucky to step over a rusted box's lid buried in the beach's sand making a deep cut that needed two of those metal stitches and a shot of anti-tetanus performed by a certified doctor, a wannabe doctor and a nurse using exclusively one of those full equipped ER rooms when I could had been dealt in the parking lot without so much fuss. The cost? 1.672,87 U$S for less than fifteen minutes walk-in walk-out.
National Health Insurance...are them kidding me?
GEORG - Thank you for your honest example! It exemplifies the SKEWED NATURE of our FAULTY SYSTEM - Please read my answer to Matlack!
JOHN - BACK ATCHA! TOM.
I hope, if they are going to institute this program, they do it fast, as I don't forsee any insurance coming my way anytime soon and I can't find a job that will pay for it, so, it would be nice not to have to worry about my medical future...maybe just better to die off and be done with it all...E &
Simple answer - FUG-GET-ABOUT-IT !!!
If you get sick, and bills roll in, what EVERY AMERICAN should do is -
MAIL ALL YOUR BILLS TO YOUR CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS!
INUNDATE CAPITOL HILL WITH MOUNTAINS OF BILLS AND PAPERWORK!
Let the collection agencies and creditors screw your credit report rating -
DON’T PAY! Let all these greedy SOB’s who OVER-CHARGE GO BANKRUPT!
Let the whole healthcare industry go BACK to being NON-PROFITS and STOP BUILDING more and more and more Buildings that cost MILLIONS N’ BILLIONS of DOLLARS!
WE NEED AN AMERICAN CREDIT SYSTEM REVOLUTION !
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !
Tom Kat ...
RE: BERYL McMULLEN’s - Childhood Evacuation WWII -
BERYL - Thank you for sharing your deep feelings in this story.
Americans, who never experienced such atrocities, have no concept of what British children had to endure. This lack of similar experience bars one from feeling any deep empathy.
In my own case, having been born 8/25/1940 - I was too little to understand anything that was going on in the world at the time. When the war ended in 1945, people were celebrating, having "Block Parties" and literally 'dancing in the streets.' But I didn't really know WHY! Accordingly, it is hard to even comprehend what children in Europe and Japan were living through - such a traumatic experience is unfathomable to us.
While the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor was horrendous, it was not on mainland soil. This is why the 9-11 tragedy came as such a devastating shock. Although heinous in nature, this terrorist act did not cause national panic - quite to the contrary, it UNIFIED US.
It was really a "wake-up call" that removed much of our nonchalance, and prompted a greater level of both awareness and security needs.
I CAN ONLY PRAY THAT 'GREEDY LEADERS' EVERYWHERE ---
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES!
Peace - Tom.
RE: My - 3 H - P 4 - Hyland’s Horrendous Hogwash -
TomKat, as I said before, this is a den for deranged sick puppies...and we are two of them, isn't that revolting?
Now, be a good doggy and go slick a bone!
EDvard, the canucks impervious Ole Cousin
DEAR - EDvard, the canucks impervious Ole Cousin -
SO - are you sayin' that US DOGS have thick skins -
and don't care what the other S**T-HEADS say about us?
WOOF-WOOF? TomKat ... the cat that barks?
Man with a bone? If a man tried to take away a bone from my dog, Tom... he wouldn't be a man for long.
THAT makes me cringe - just thinking about it!
RE: John V. Martin’s - New Job Stimulus Approved -
JOHN - THE PIC & MOTTO ARE BOTH PERFECT!
THE PLAN ITSELF - spending into prosperity -
reminds me of the old signs that used to be displayed in some small stores -
"IN GOD WE TRUST - ALL OTHERS PAY CASH!"
"PAPER OR PLASTIC?"
RE: My - Um ? -
How Rude, be damn happy you live in a place that I wouldn't drive if you paid me...e
Yew mean ewe can actually DRIVE in that FART-SUIT ???
If’n ewe crossed the Merry-Land line in that get-up, the TROOPERS might stop yew for a ‘RASCAL PROFILE’ don’cha know?
MD CUZ - TOM.
The Bear Paw
Hi Tom, the sUM of this is definitely not bUM, and deliriUM some could send to asylUM, but maybe we all need more calciUM. Thank you for sharing this ...
BEAR - Well - er, ah, um - golly gosh gee - thank ewe Ma’am! TK.
Clever in deed. How long did this take you? Hugs, J'nia
J’NIA - you are too kind - nigh onto 2 hours maybe? TK.
You are, most certainly, a sick little UM.......but a clever one, no less.
dravDE elO nisuoC
Dear elO nisuoC dravDE -
!hcum yrev uoy knaht - uoy knaht - uoy knahT
!zuC okciS revelC ruoY
RE: My - tion Anyone? -
I can't seem to concentrate on your poem since I'm fixated on your picture - Polish CPR!!! I took that course, and it really helped me get ahead!
I just knowed that you of all people could fully appreciate the Honesty of that thar PIC!
And I’m glad you got ahead with that HEAD! When I took the first course, the dummy’s name was ANNIE - but she came fully assembled. The Polish version is actually FASTER, ‘cause 2 peeps can be trained simultaneously!
Of course tho’ - if’n yew ever really need CPR, it would be more gooder if the Good Samaritan knowed BOTH parts - the Compression n’ the Breathing -
Elsewise - ewe might not MAKE IT!
You might consider takin’ a RE-fresher course! Peace - TK...
Loved this. Makes one think as they read. Great work.
THANKS DEAR! WE AIM TO PLEASE! TK ...
This was hilarious. And it shows just how ridiculous the English language can be!
MARY - Thank you for comments. Glad you enjoyed! TomKat ...
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
You entertain while educating, Tom - excellent!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Conjuction junction, what's your function ... now why did that SchoolHouse Rock song pop in me head?!? LOL
KARLA - thank ewe Darlin’!
Conjunction Junction - What’s your Function? GREAT QUESTION!
I LOVED THAT SHOW! Watched with my kids when they were little tots.
JubilaTION unto you - and yew - and ewe! TK.
One might think you stay up nights thinking of this stuff... way too deep for someone like me.
Cheers, and next week we will diagram sentences, oh joy!
DAN - Sounds like yew n’ Matlack need a course in DE-Consternation?
Diagramming Sentences - Great Idea ... THAT - and - Algebraic Formulas!
Tune in soon ... TK ...
Too much for me to learn, sir Tom, but I enjoyed it anyway...e
JOISEY DEVIL ED -
Yew must be one of them thar CONSTERNATION pupils of which I spaked!
Am pondering a piece on Math - maybe Algebra or Formulas?
We’ll see ... TK.
YOUR SATURDAY MORNING 'VOCALULARY LESSON' IS AN EYE OPENER TO SAY THE VERY LEAST(SMILE). KEEP PUSHING. MAYBE SOMEDAY....
THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Thanks, Dear! EDJU-macation Can be FUN !!! Tom.
A noun is a mean woman holding a ruler in a catholic school class. You should know, Sister Mean Therese remembers you!!!
DEAR OLE COUSIN GEORGE EDvard ARDVARK Canuck HOR-HAY Impervious One!
Aah - I remember her well! Only, she didn’t wield a small 12” ruler - it was a Mighty 36” Yardstick, made of Hickory - like Chuck Berry’s -
“Readin’, Ritin’ Rithmatic - taught to the tune of a hickory stick ... no education is complete, without a Boogie-Woogie Beat!” -
Nun None Done Noun Enunciator - Former ‘Good Little Altar Boy ... TomKat.
LOL, Clever and fun. I like this station Tom. hugs, J'nia
J’NIA - thanks Kiddo!
Tune in next time, when we take Dan’s suggestion, and
DIAGRAM SENTENCES ... TK.
RE: Elizabeth Lucas-Taylor’s Blog -
“WALTER KRONKITE & ME from a distance” -
LIZ - WELL DONE! To be in the shadow of such Greatness, if only for a brief moment, is truly an Honor. You, my Dear Woman, are most Worthy!
Tom - only One of Many, of your Mentorees! <- is that a 'coined' word?
Not in Encarta.
RE: Matlack’s - WORSHIP OF FALSE IDOL -
DEAR DEVIL -
Methinks you need a new 'nickname' PEEPEE -
which rhymes with yer Bro - PEEWEE ...
ALSO - hie thee to a NOUNERY -
ewe maybe suffering from a terrible malady known as -
you may too - need a -PECKER CHECK!
LOTS O' LIQUIDS is good, tho -
flushes out some of that other 'crap' yew SMOKE!
May yer PORCELAIN GOD RELEASE YEW FROM FURTHER BONDAGE!
OH - YEAH - there's another good - tion word - URINATION !
YOUR-OLOGY IS MY SPECIALTY! TK ...
GOOD LUCK TO RUFIE TOMORROW!
RE: Mr. Ed’s - Watching Life Wither Away -
AS LONG AS THE 'IDIOT' PUBLIC CONTINUES TO RE-ELECT 'IDIOT' LEADERS - NOTHING WILL IMPROVE!
IN EVERY FORTHCOMING ELECTION, THE ONLY HOPE WE HAVE IS - TO GET RID OF THE TWO-PARTY ESTABLISHMENT, AND VOTE EN MASSE FOR EITHER GREEN PARTY OR INDEPENDENT PARTY CANDIDATES!
DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE NO DIFFERENT - LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE EXTREMISTS ARE NO DIFFERENT -
ALL HAVE BEEN 'WORSHIPPING THE GOLDEN CALF' OF CORPORATIONS FOR OVER 50 YEARS NOW -
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ! TOM.
RE: My SHIPS AHOY!
“A Chair, a Dog, a Blazing Log - To Welcome Thee”
‘Twas a Simple Request Once - In The Land of -
“The Home of The Brave and The Free!”
Simple requests were truly the best; if only we could return to those good old days once more.
ED - that first line quote was on a little croqueted piece of linen, framed and hung on my Mom’s kitchen wall. Don’t know what ever happened to it, but -
I painted one of my Dad’s old backsaws years ago, and depicted that same scene and quote. It now hangs on my living room wall. What goes around, comes around!
Yes - a return to those good old days of yesteryear is both refreshing, and melancholy - at least in our memories. IF ONLY WE COULD!
Peace - Tom.
Dear Nutty Sailor, a few of your readers got seasick and will not be reviewing, others found that drops you didn't have and are roaming naked on the beaches horny, happy drunk and searching for naked beaches to sink something!
EDvard, the sober Ole Cousin
DEAR VARD - AHOY MATEY!
1. For SEASICKNESS - EAT DRY CRACKERS!
It is caused by liquids in the belly swishing around, which somehow affects one’s equilibrium, causing dizziness, vomiting, and sometimes even diarrhea.
CRACKERS absorb said moisture, and calm things down. And you, Sir - are already quite DIZZY!
2. HORNY, HAPPY, NAKED DRUNKS - IS A GOOD THING!
WHY? Because they think they know what they WANT - but, are too inebriated to actually PERFORM! Not unlike old farts - like YOU!
3. NAKED BEACHES - ALSO A GOOD THING!
WHY? Sinking something releases deeply submerged dark feelings - kind of a release for pent-up emotions. “Loose Lips Sink SHIPS!” And, if YOUR lips were any looser - you’d be STEPPING ON THEM!
4. DROP - When there is not one to drink (water) - TRY VODKA!
NUTTY SAILORS UNITE!
We shall form a FLOTILLA of Fathom Floppers!
May you find a secure Port - in every Storm! TomTAR ...
RE: MR ED’S - Veteran Chronicles # 180 -
ED - I am sick and tired of hearing about the CROOKED RAT-BASTARD CONGRESSIONAL 'RETARDS' - DELAYING TACTICS.
Here is my plan -
1. ASSUME all claims are deserved - start mailing Disability checks immediately - if at some later date, if a claim is found to be undeserving AND PROVEN SO - then simply stop that individual Vet's payment.
2. ISSUE A FEDERAL MANDATE - ANY ANY ALL VETERANS CAN SEEK HEALTHCARE AT ANY HOSPITAL OR PSYCHIATRIST IN THE U.S. - claims then all get forwarded to the V.A. - THEN pressure will be exerted on the V.A. by said institutions for payment - not by the poor unfortunate individual Vets.
3. NON-ACTION and LIP SERVICE IS ALL THE 'GOVERNMENT' KNOWS! - EVERY MEMBER OF EVERY ACTIVE DUTY SERVICE ORGANIZATION SHOULD GET INVOLVED BY SENDING LETTERS AND MAKING PHONE CALLS TO BOTH OBAMA AND CONGRESS -
WHY? Because they will be subject to the same, or even WORSE BACKLOG, when it is their turn to come home!
4. CITIZENS FOR VETERANS - SHOULD DO THE SAME THING! WE THE PEOPLE - NEED TO DELUGE THE WHITE HOUSE AND CAPITOL HILL WITH SO MUCH MAIL THAT THE U.S, POST OFFICE GETS SO BOGGED DOWN THAT THEY HAVE TO HIRE MORE CARRIERS! THIS - WOULD CERTAINLY CREATE MORE JOBS, WOULDN'T IT?
5. BULL-SHIT IS BULL-SHIT - and by any other name, IT DOTH NOT SMELL SO SWEET!
PEACE ... TOM.
P.S. - GEORG IS TOO KIND - IMBECILE BABOONS IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
RE: My - CROOKS IN CONGRESS -
All good points here once again Tom. Read yesterday that a whole lot of people are being hospitalized or (morged) because they have ingested too much ibuprofen or acetaminophen. I'd suggest after reading this that they need good pain control and can't afford the medicine which will make them comfortable. Just a thought.
CROOKS!!! they are all crooks. Our Dr. get a kick back from the drug companies for prescribing their drugs. You can wash my hog any day.
lol, your pal, J
DAMN GIRL - THAT'S THE BEST OFFER I'VE HAD IN YEARS!
ER, AH, UM ... YOU WERE TALKIN' BOUT YER HARLEY, RIGHT?
Good article, Tom. You're right we need to change the two parties in the two party systemen. With only the Crook Party and Idiot Party to choose from... of course we are going to end with only Crooks AND Idoits in congress.
Thanks for comments - see my reply to PAUL ... Tom.
To me this is just a silly argument. The author seems to suggest we stop electing Democrats and Republicans and start electing representatives from the Green (Good Lord, could you imagine the problems we’d have to deal with if we put those people in charge of the FDA?) and Independent (who ever they are) parties to office instead. In my opinion, he has completely missed the point.
As long as we allow the government to get involved in areas of our lives where they have no business to begin with, and continue to elect people for the specific purpose of “taking better care of us” we will continue to have more and more corruption and less and less freedom no matter what "party" we elect.
The answer isn’t electing people to “take care of us”, but to elect people who will leave us alone. The answer is to take back our freedom and independence and begin to, once again, take care of ourselves. We’ve got to stop relying on the government (at the federal level, anyway) and return to the day when we took responsibility for our own well being. It’s called FREEDOM.
DEAR PAUL -
While I certainly appreciate your taking the time to comment, some might regard your statements as either ‘drawing a red herring’ across the trail -
or even an attempt at a ‘straw man’ argument or theory.
From WIKIPEDIA -
This article is about the logical fallacy. For other uses, see Straw man (disambiguation).
"Man of straw" redirects here. For the novel Man of Straw by Heinrich Mann, see Der Untertan.
A straw man argument is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position. To "attack a straw man" is to create the illusion of having refuted a proposition by substituting a superficially similar proposition (the "straw man"), and refuting it, without ever having actually refuted the original position. 
If anyone ‘missed the point’ it was you! Blind devotion to either of the embedded parties is WHAT has gotten us where we are!
Your statements indicate that you probably never took the time to investigate either the Candidates, or the Platforms, of the Independent and Green Parties prior to the last Presidential election. I did. In fact, I cast my vote for a Black Woman, who did not have a ‘snowball’s chance in hell’ of winning.
I voted my Conscience - and - I WOULD DO IT AGAIN!
My vote was AGAINST BOTH McCAIN and OBAMA - The proverbial “Lesser of Two Evils’ - spoon-fed to the American public, by the Corporate Puppeteers - just as they have continually done for almost 70 years! Accordingly, you might call me a ‘fool’ who ‘threw his vote away.’
"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost." --
John Quincy Adams.
Without wishing you any ill will, I must beg a question - is there any chance that you are employed by a Lobbying Firm?
Peace - Tom.
For everyone’s Edification, please read the following - THEN, tell me that Elections are NOT BOUGHT!
According to required campaign filings as reported by the Federal Election Commission (FEC), a total of 148 candidates for all parties raised a collective total of $1,644,712,232 and spent $1,601,104,696 for the primary and general campaigns combined through November 24, 2008. The amounts raised and spent by the major candidates, according to the same source, were as follows:
Candidate (Party) Amount raised Amount spent Votes Average spent per vote
Barack Obama (D) $532,946,511 $513,557,218 69,498,215 $7.39
John McCain (R) $379,006,485 $346,666,422 59,948,240 $5.78
Ralph Nader (I) $4,496,180 $4,187,628 738,720 $5.67
Bob Barr (L) $1,383,681 $1,345,202 523,713 $2.57
Chuck Baldwin (C) $261,673 $234,309 199,437 $1.17
Cynthia McKinney (G) $240,130 $238,968 161,680 $1.48
FOLLOW THE MONEY !!!
I have said once, i will say it again, President Obama should ask the French for a three months loan of their Guillotine (three months will suffice to chop all the Pharma, Med, Lobbyist, Congressmen, Representatives, Bankers, Brokers, "Legal" Money Lenders, and I personally will throw a few hundred VA personal starting at the top)
When we are finished we will rewrite the Penal Code, this time without the loopholes that have made it a Gruyere cheese.
America, you bring them we chop chop them, no charges.
GEORG - I HEAR YOU!
The shame of it all is that this will never happen!
The American populace won't even stand together to PROSECUTE the villains when they get caught with their hands in the 'cookie jar!'
And their own ETHICS committee is a SICK JOKE! Foxes stopping other foxes from raiding the Henhouse - SURE!
In other countries, a thief who gets caught has his HAND AMPUTATED! Can you even imagine 535 HANDLESS Congress persons? Kind of hard to 'pick-pocket' then!
Peace ... Tom.
RE: Chantilly Lace’s - A Ghostly Tease -
Temptation - Thy name is Chantilly!
Aah... to sip such fine 'Wine' from thy Golden Bush ...
to lick, and lap, and tease thy Twitching Tush ...
to be buried 'Alive' in those Moist Depths with every Twist ...
I Thank the Stars I'm Not a Spectre - just a Cunning Linguist!
SMOOOOOOCH - (AND OTHER 'STUFF') ... TomKat.
RE: Erin E. Kelly-Moen’s - Bas Relief or: Rock, Paper, Scissors -
ERIN - Well done!
I would be so bold as to add another 'element' - Water -
IT - disintegrates Paper!
IT - rusts Scissors!
IT - wears away Rock!
ERGO - the song lyrics - "I AM A ROCK!"
Peace - Tom.
RE: Regis Auffray’s - ADDICTED -
REG - WELL DONE!
Jimmy Rogers’ song lyrics popped in my head -
"You tell me you love me,
you say you were true ,
but you fly around
with somebody new -
you - BUTTERFLY ..."
Then - there's "Butterfly Kisses" - the wispy touch of gossamer wings ...
REMEMBER THO -
each rejection brings one closer to
the NEXT ACCEPTANCE ... TK.
© - TKH