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10 things you shouldn't do when you're manic
by David J. Thompson   
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Last edited: Sunday, September 25, 2011
Posted: Sunday, July 26, 2009

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The title says it all.

One: Do not fall in Love.

Two: Do not sign up for military service ( there are negative connotations to the catchphrase " There Is No Life Like It!")

Three: Do not get married.

Four: Do not attempt to have sexual congress...  she will enjoy it, as you will attempt to satisfy her all night but your "little soldier" will not snap to attention.

Five: Do not sign on with any ”pyramid” schemes.

Six: Never take your credit card out of your wallet.

Seven: Stay away from porn sites, no matter how "free" they say they are.

Eight: Do not broadcast yourself on YouTube.

Nine: Never, under any circumstances, respond to a "booty call" from a friend, no matter how tempting he/she is. ( That person's probably manic, too.)

Ten: Do not immediately react to negative feedback from your employer.

( The preceding comes from an exhaustive study I made of 10,000 bipolar mood disorder patients...  Just kidding!  No way in Hell could I sit still that  long! And don't worry, I'm not manic right now...  else this article would have 100 pages and probably would be unreadable.  Believe me, I know!  You should have seen some of the early copies in my eBook!)





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