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"FOR WANT OF A NAIL, THE WAR WAS LOST ..."




How Do You Spell - Crap?

© - Tom Hyland - 11-15-09

AUTHOR’S NOTE:

IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE -
GO TO LAST SUBJECT & LEARN !!!

Hi John Martin:

AMEN BRO - AMEN!

MODERATION is the key - and Congress knows not the word!

Everything they do PREYS upon human emotion - pick any HOT, controversial topic, like HEALTHCARE REFORM - then SNEAKILY ADD ON TOTALLY UNRELATED 'PORK' ...

They don't give a flying rat's arse about 'WE THE PEOPLE' -
just 'how do I line my pockets with SILVER!'

For about fifty years now, each succeeding 'NERO' has been mostly a 'PUPPET' - dancing on the strings of the BIG MONEY PUPPETEERS!

Peace - Tom.

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by carl hopkins (reader) at 11/5/2009 12:45:29 AM

Hi Tom

I am kloog...


{ GLOOG?
had no clue!
HAD TO GOOGLE -
what else could I do?
mulled spiced wine (gloog)
then tried KLOOG -
just to rhyme!

Coffee with Kloog,
a new marketing advisory clinic,
has been launched by businessman
Carl Hopkins in association with the group.

so now I know about both GLOOG and KLOOG -
DOGGONE GOOGLE AIN'T NO BOONDOGGLE! }

not sure if i should be scared or flattered
Carl Hopkins... kloog

Hi carl hopkins:

HELLO CARL! HOW ARE YOU?

Your message initially confused me. Had no idea who you were - Authors Den identified you merealy as a 'reader.' So, I googled your name and visited your site briefly.

The quote that you pasted seemed familiar, but there were no quotation marks, and I didn't remember that I had written it. Had to go to my own website and run a search on the word - gloog.

I had originally posted that god-awful offal as a response or review of another author's post by the that name - Erin Elizabeth Kelly-Moen’s - GLOOG -

Anyway, I am astonished that you even read it, I would surmise that you merely Googled - kloog - and followed the link out of curiosity. In a way, I guess I 'plugged' your business?

The 'piece' or 'story' where it was posted has an ambiguos title - T T T T T - Part 16 ... which stands as an abbreviation of - Tom's Tall Tales Told Truthfully - got tired of typing all those words.

It - 5 T's - was subsequently replaced by - Hyland's Horrendous Hogwash - which was shortened to 3 H ... over a span of time, since January, the 'Hogwash' has now been relegated downward to - CRAP, CRAPOLA, and MORE CRAPOLA ...

In any event, I sincerely thank you for taking the time to comment. if you are ever 'in the neighborhood' again, feel free to peruse and if you get a laugh or two, or learn anything partly worthwhile, please let me know.

Constructive criticism is always Welcome!

Good Luck with your Business, it sounds interesting. Helping people is always a worthy endeavor.

Pax Tecum ... Tom Hyland.

=========================================================

RE: My - How Do ‘They’ Screw Us? -

11/9/2009
Lori Moore

I'm not sure if they are good at "screwing" or if the majority of the population is good at getting screwed. ok, both.

LORI - AMEN, DEAR! Tom.

11/7/2009
Peter Schlosser

The three most valuable people man can have as a close, close friend or family member: 1. Attorney. 2. Mechanic. 3. Accountant. How many times can you say you haven't been royally screwed by any of the three?

PETE - NONE, MY FRIEND! Tom.

11/7/2009
J'nia Fowler

"How Do They Screw Us?" ...Let me count the ways. I really enjoy hearing a good blast in the morning. I think you would be a great call in host on a radio station somewhere. Love it. J'nia

J’NIA - WELL, THANK YOU DEAR!

Did you miss my ‘Double Entendre’? Lays instead of Ways ... Tom.



11/7/2009
Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

This is when I'm glad I don't have a car: I rely on foot power (not to mention, CRUTCH power)!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Shame!! But still a good write; rant on, TK! I hear ya....

KAREN - THANK YOU, DOLL! Tom.

11/7/2009
Georg Mateos

Long time ago I learned that if you wish to have a job in your car properly done and cheaper...do it yourself (sorry, I am a electrical and mechanical engineer)

Georg

DEAR OLDE AARDVARK - I did too, when I was younger, and thinner, and smarter - but now, all the Freakin’ computer Gizmos prevent Bob Homeowner from using simple common sense and logic, and muscle, and busted knuckles!

Peace - Cuz ... TK

11/6/2009
Eugene Williams

buy a new car but than again i would throw my tires though their window

GENE - NOW THERE’S AN IDEA! Tom.

11/6/2009
Joyce Bell

I DON'T EVEN DRIVE AND I'VE HEARD ABOUT 'EM...YOU'VE GOT TO 'KNOW' YOUR MECHANIC...OTHERWISE...THEY WILL CHARGE YOU AN ARM AND A LEG TO DO NOTHING. HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT OUT ANY MORE BUCKS NO TIME SOON. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

JOYCE - Once upon a time, it was the AMA and Doctors, and Greedy Lawyers - that mostly over-charged and got rich in the process - then, Mechanics got smart, and did the same - so much for so-called ‘professionals!’

Tom.

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RE: SOULFUL SHEE’s - To Be An Honored Veteran -

SHEE -LA ...

FINE TRIBUTE, DARLIN' !!!

Just recently, watched an MPTV Special entitled - "The Good Soldier" - would that every American citizen should see it.

One Vet, the oldest, who served in WWII, told his story of the aftermath in civilian lfe, after he returned. Two others served in Nam - one, a Sergeant, a foot-soldier, who still cried - Thirty years later! The other, a Helicopter Pilot, also had great difficulty easing back into society.

The fourth, the youngest, a Marine Sergeant, served in IRAQ - after being involved in a massacre of innocent civilians, he REFUSED to continue, was Court-Martialed, but later was cleared on APPEAL - and given an Honorable Discharge, but after 13 years of dedicated service, could not erase the STIGMA!

All Four had the same conclusion - they were trained to be KILLING MACHINES - and they did their jobs - but, it HAUNTED them forever!

Peace - TomKat.

=========================================================

RE: REGIS AUFFRAY’s - Please Tell Me Why -

REGIS - very thought-provoking indeed!

Before commenting, I always read those posted before me - partly as an effort to discover the dichotomy of the subject matter, the opposing poles - and partly to garner and congeal my own thoughts, usually somewhere in the middle of the extremes.

Firstly, I had never seen the quote from Voltaire regarding absurdity and atrocity - it is very poignant to say the least!

In his Candide, he also said:

"God is in His heavens, and all is well, in This, the best of all possible worlds!"

At the ripe old age of 16, I saw the movie, "Candide" with English sub-titles, and luckily, was literate enough to be able to read - and understand - his 'tongue-in-cheek' Philosophy. He 'MADE FUN OF MANKIND.'

This concept, in turn, brought to mind another famous quote from Shakespeare, no less. Again, as a young teenager, I paid attention to many 'small details' - at that time, here in Baltimore, Maryland, there was once a newspaper (defunct for years now) called The Baltimore News-American. Every day, directly under the HEADLINE was depicted a caricature of the character PUCK, from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" - with the caption -

"What Fools These Mortals Be!"

T'would therefore seem to me that - when Homo Erectus evolved later into Homo Sapiens - he was NOT ALL-KNOWING - just realized he did, in fact, have a BRAIN!

Obviously, as scientists have told us, over and over, and over - we still only Understand, and only Use - a very, very, small, miniscule part of IT!

So, my Friend, just as there will always be - Haves and Have-Nots - there will also always be - Bullies and little ones - Sheep - Innocent Lambs - in this great big 'SCHOOL-YARD' we call Earth!

Pax Domine Sit Semper Vobiscum !!! Tom.

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RE: My - VETERANS -

11/12/2009
Regis Auffray

A most apt and timely acrostic, Tom. Well done. Well expressed. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

r
11/12/2009
Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

AMEN!! BEAUTIFUL tribute to our Veterans who serve and served. Wonderful write; well done, TomKat! BRAVO! *SALUTE*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

11/12/2009
Georg Mateos

"No better friend, no worse enemy"
1st Marine Division "The Old Breed"
US Marines, USMC

Semper Fi

11/11/2009
John Domino

Well done Tom! I salute you for the kind words and honorable mentions.

11/11/2009
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Tom,

Thank YOU, Sir, for remembering and honoring those who serve(d). Aren't YOU a Veteran? If so, thank you for your service; if not, thank you, anyway. =] LOVES YA!

(((HUGS))), Karla.

by Tom Hyland (author) at 11/11/2009 9:06:23 PM

KARLA - no, Doll - I was a mere "week-end warrior" - from June, 1960 to May, 1966 -
only 6 mos. active duty - no benes, no 'surance, no commissary privileges -
NUTTIN' HONEY! But I did get an Honorable Discharge for 'playing soldier' for 5.5 years.

SEMPER FI ... TK.


Posted by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner (author) at 11/11/2009 9:41:21 PM

Hi Tom Hyland:

Sir,

You raised your right hand and donned the uniform. THAT makes you a Veteran.

Weekend Warriors are vitally important. We sure appreciated seeing them come once a month - usually, we were short handed and LOVED having them come. Made the day go MUCH smoother. =]

Marine? Once a Marine, always a Marine. OOOrah! Semper Fi (from an ex USAF medic). =] Have cousin Marines.

Golden Corrals, nationwide, are feeding Veterans for free on Monday, November 16, 2009, from 5-9 p.m. your local time. Dependants have to pay. NO ID IS REQUIRED; based on the honor system. Go have a buffet, and regular sized drink on me. =] YOU EARNED IT.

5 years counts for something. If not to the government, then to me.

So there. LOL

Vietnam era? Well, welcome home, soldier, welcome home. Y'all didn't get the welcome home you so rightfully deserve(d). I aim to change that. I thank every Viet Vet I meet, tell them Welcome home, and then give them the world's biggest (((HUG))).

I love seeing these big ole tough guys tear up. Makes my year. =]

Consider yourself (((HUG)))ged. =] And thanked.

I don't feel like I served (even though I have the DD-form 214 to prove it). Never left Texas. My brother called me today to wish me a Happy Veteran's Day and chewed me out. By God, you served, he said, and THAT counts. Me, in a tiny voice: yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir.

Think I'm gonna argue with my big brother? Not on yer life. LOL

So: thank you. God bless you!

(((((HUGS))))) and love, Karla. Reply to Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner


Posted by Tom Hyland (author) at 11/12/2009 4:19:31 PM

Hi Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner:

DARLIN' - as always - you are too kind!

MEDIC? You were the next best thing to a triage Nurse or Doctor -
Heck, maybe even Better - WHY? Because you were THERE!

"PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR - SIR!"

P.S. - our local Golden Corral, a stone' throw away - closed up months ago -
the only time I ever went there - got the worst, lousiest, fat n' grissle steak you ever seen! A pool team friend grabbed my plate and almost threw it in the manager's face!
the replacement was - "UUMM UUMM GOOD!"

"They took the Blue from the skies and a pretty gal's eyes ..
and a Touch of Old Glory too - and gave it to the WO(men)
who proudly wear the U.S. AIR FORCE BLUE!"

TEN-HUT ... AT EASE - WARRIOR!

SPEC-4 TKH.

=========================================================

RE: J’nia Fowler’s - Silence Is Consent - A Common Thread -

J'NIA - where in God's Holy Name did you get that picture of - ME ???

WELL SAID, DARLIN' - many years ago, and for about 25 years or more - Pastor Decker used to say, on his radio show "Defense of Truth" -
"KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON!"

Way back in the 60's - he tried to WARN anyone who would listen about - The Tri-Lateralists - The World Bank - The Crooked Congress Members, who were 'in the pockets' of Corporate Greed - Those who were members of Secret Societies, like The Skulls - and other major negatives - and - he backed it up with printed hard copies of Lists - NAMING NAMES!

LINK & LEARN - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_Commission

US Administration Ties -

In his book Radical Priorities, Noam Chomsky said this:

“Perhaps the most striking feature of the new Administration is the role played in it by the Trilateral Commission. The mass media had little to say about this matter during the Presidential campaign -- in fact, the connection of the Carter group to the Commission was recently selected as "the best censored news story of 1976" -- and it has not received the attention that it might have since the Administration took office. All of the top positions in the government -- the office of President, Vice-President, Secretary of State, Defense and Treasury -- are held by members of the Trilateral Commission, and the National Security Advisor was its director. Many lesser officials also came from this group. It is rare for such an easily identified private group to play such a prominent role in an American Administration.”

—The Carter Administration: Myth and Reality, Excerpted from Radical Priorities, 1981 Noam Chomsky[4]

Here are just a few Former/Current Members (see URL above for More)

John H. Bryan: former CEO of Sara Lee bakeries, affiliated with the World Economic Forum and a director on the Boards of Sara Lee, Goldman Sachs, General Motors, British Petroleum and Bank One.

George H.W. Bush: Former President of the U.S.[33]

Jimmy Carter: Former President of the U.S.[35]

Dick Cheney: Former Vice President of the U.S.[33]

Carla A. Hills, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Hills & Company [17], Washington, DC; board member, Time Warner Inc. with Ted Turner[28]; former U.S. Trade Representative[18] (1989 - 1993); former U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development [19]; former United States Assistant Attorney General; chair, The Inter American Dialogue and of the National Committee on U.S.-China Relations, co-chair, The International Advisory Board of the Center for Strategic and International Studies, member, The Executive Committee[29] of the Peterson Institute for International Economics[19][30]

Henry Cisneros: HUD Secretary under Clinton[32]

Joe Clark: former Canadian Prime Minister

Bill Clinton: Former President of the U.S.

Lawrence Eagleburger: former Secretary of State under George H. W. Bush

Dianne Feinstein: Democratic U.S. Senator, former Mayor of San Francisco, member of the Council on Foreign Relations; chairwoman of the U.S. Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Terrorism, Technology and Homeland Security.

Hank Greenberg: Former chairman and CEO of American International Group (AIG), the world's largest insurance and financial services corporation.

Alan Greenspan: Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve[33]

Sergei Karaganov: Presidential Advisor to Boris Yeltsin and Vladimir Putin; member of the International Advisory Board of the Council on Foreign Relations from 1995 to 2005.

Henry Kissinger: U.S. diplomat, National Security Advisor and Secretary of State in the Nixon and Ford administrations; former Chairman of the International Advisory Committee of JP Morgan Chase.

Gerald M. Levin: Former CEO of Time Warner, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

Walter Mondale: former Vice President of the U.S. under Carter[32]

Indra Nooyi: CEO of PepsiCo

Lee Raymond: Former CEO and Chairman, ExxonMobil, vice chairman of the Board of Trustees of the American Enterprise Institute, director of J.P. Morgan Chase & Co., director and member of the Executive Committee and Policy Committee of the American Petroleum Institute

Brent Scowcroft: former National Security Advisor[36] under former Presidents Gerald Ford and George H. W. Bush; Vice Chairman of Kissinger Associates, Inc.[39]

Paul Wolfowitz: Former President of the World Bank, former U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense and a prominent member of the neo-conservatives in Washington.

Andrew Young: former United States Ambassador to the United Nations

Robert Zoellick: President of the World Bank, former U.S. Deputy Secretary of State, former U.S. Trade Representative[37].


THE ABOVE ARE JUST A ‘HANDFUL!
MANY SENATORS, GOVERNORS, AND OTHER MAJOR CORPORATE CEO’S ARE ALSO MEMBERS!

NOTE: NOW WHO DO YOU THINK WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE U.S. AND WORLD ECONOMIC FIASCO?

WHO DO YOU THINK 'BAILED OUT' WHOM?

WHILE AMERICAN 'NUDNICS' ARGUE DEM VS. REP - AND LIB VS. CONS - THE REAL CULPRITS - THE TRI-LATERALISTS ARE 'PULLING THE STRINGS' - HOW DUPED CAN WE BE?

ERGO - SILENCE IS NOT 'GOLDEN' - IT IS DEAFENING WHEN DEAD!

Peace ... Tom.

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 16, 2009
You still looking? man, that one is easy! How do you spell crap? ask any politician, they are the masters in grammatical crapola!

Georg


Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on November 16, 2009
As always , well said, Tom. I found another way to spell crap is B-I-G, as in Big Government, Big Corporations and even Big Unions.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 15, 2009
interesting read

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