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Had this 'mind fart' over two years ago, and never posted. Was that good, or bad?
As always, you are the Judge!
P.S. Don't take the Pic's inscription too seriously!
I don't necessarily agree with it, but it's the only
pic I had with an EPITAPH ...
EPITAPH
Copyright: 02-22-08 - Tom Hyland
E very
P erson
I s
T otally
A t
Peace
Here
E ach
P art
I s
T actfully
A round
P urgatory
H eaven - or - H ell
E cology
P ermits
I nterment
T hereby
A ccepting
P eople
H ereunder
E ven
P oets
I ncorporate
T iming
A s
P erfect
H armony
E cumenical
P articipation
I s
T aken
A bsolutely
P ositively
H eretically
E nvironmental
P lanning
I nvolves
T echnically
A ccurately
P lanting
H umans
E legant
P rose
I nvolves
T abulating
A rduous
P ronunciation
H omonyms
SEVEN - that’s ENUF of this STUFF!
R. I. P. - Requiescant In Pace - Rest in Peace
ALAS - “Poor Yorick, I knew him well!”
REQUIEM:
HERE LIES HECTOR,
HE DIED NOT OF ANGINA PECTORIS;
BUT RATHER, OF PECTORIS AMOROUS.
TOO MUCH VIAGARA MADE HIM STAGGER,
AND HIS ‘MUSCLE’ BECAME DOLOROUS!
SO PLEASE DON’T BORE US -
WITH ANOTHER POROUS CHORUS!
Peace - Pax - Pacem -
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| Reviewed by J'nia Fowler |
5/11/2010 |
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| LOL Very clever here Tom, as always. Hugs, J |
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| Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® |
5/11/2010 |
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| I do not believe that America has died. The closest we came to that was when GW Bush was elected in 2000. Thankfully, we are now making progress toward making America great once again. |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
5/11/2010 |
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Your brain needs and enema! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Cuz EDvard
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| Reviewed by Ed Matlack |
5/10/2010 |
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| I don't see it as a brain fart, only as another wonderfully well thought-out treatise on a language you know so well...ed |
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