Did you ever think of a line, or some clever response after an argument?* Well when it comes to the war between the sexes, I think we
can have a humorous last laugh. These are some "famous last words" compiled by some friends and myself. Thought you could use the chuckle!

Of Course I don't look busy! I did it right the First time!!


Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win!

Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some things are just better Rich !

Men are like Diamonds. I love mine big, cut and
wrapped around my finger.

He's like a beer bottle. Empty from the neck up.

If you weren't acting like one of my students, I
wouldn't speak to you like one!

If they can send One man to the moon, why can't
they send them All?

I'm out of Estrogen, and I have a gun.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

Don't upset ME! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!!

Don't treat ME any differently than you would the Queen!

So Many Men..so Few who can afford Me!!


How can I miss you, if you won't go away??


All stressed out and no one to choke!!!


I can be one of those BAD things that happens to
BAD people.

and my favorite:

If you want Breakfast in Bed - Sleep in the Kitchen!

AND from my friend Elad...
" I gave my ex the boot.. and she beat me with it!!"

*grins* thats a petite  size 11 there,,,, Elad.. =)