I seemed to be here, then I was there, then in neither place simultaneously.
Professor Ambrose Penwose on Night Sweats
Good Evening,
(I’m thinking of having that bronzed so I don’t have to keep writing ‘Good Evening’ all the time.)
LIVING THE DREAM…I’m a Dreamer
Last night I had the most disturbing visitations. I was actually happy when I woke to pee. I don’t know where I would have wound up, although I was wound a bit tight?
Everything was kind of a blur. A friend once suggested I go to sleep wearing glasses…but do I really want to see these weird things more clearly?
I was lost in a big city. I knew where I wanted to go but kept going the other way. When I finally did get to where I wanted to go what I wanted to get to was not where it was?
I asked people directions but did not hear my own voice. They replied with stupid things that were not even relevant. Where do these morons come from?
I seemed to be here, then I was there, then in neither place simultaneously. The city stayed the same but changed constantly.
I had a car but was looking for my horse…which did not seem strange to me, until I got on a bus, which was underwater? I was asking homeless people to take me home with them.
The colors were beautiful as always.
I don’t know when I woke up which was frivolous since I don’t know when I went to sleep.
I was SO HAPPY it was a dream. I lay there in a cold sweat just being thankful. Then I realized it was a warm sweat, as I had started peeing on myself. I told myself to get up.
I got up.
The rest is pisstory.
Penwose Out,
P.S. I fabricated the part about peeing on myself, so you need not repeat it. You can delete it if you like.
Bye George
You have a great way of approaching your dream pisstory. And such color and detail! I once had a clock that was wound too tight. When I loosened the screws holding it together, it exploded. So glad you don't take things serially.
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