Headline
ITALY OUTRAGED AS COURT FINDS VICTIM TOO UGLY TO BE RAPED
Italy, Earth…Italy's Justice Ministry has ordered a preliminary inquiry into an appeals court ruling that overturned a rape verdict in part by arguing that the woman who was attacked was too ugly to be a credible rape victim. The appeals sentence was handed down by an all-female panel.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Are there No Bags in Italy?
I once reported on an old ugly woman who walked into a police station and said someone had raped her. I think she may have fit the description of the above victim because officers and detectives had their doubts, however she was filing a complaint so they had to oblige her at least until she walked out the door. They went through the motions of asking questions and filling out forms.
Can you give us a description of your assailant?
No, I did not see him.
You didn’t see him? How could you not see him?
He put a brown bag over my head.
I suggest the Italian Prosecutor look that case up.
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Bye,, George,
Ron