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Penwose Predicts the Past

I should think it is about time we fix that blasted bell.

There is no truth to the rumor that The Battle of Bunker Hill was fought on land belonging to a guy named Archie.

Also, big item…The Minutemen were seldom that quick. However, every other time slot sounded stupid so they went with that one.

Paul Revere was shot after he rode into the wrong fort and told the British, “The British Were Coming.”

Little known fact…Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity with a key on a kite string, but after lightning struck the key he could never get into his house again and had to move to West Chester, which caused his milkman much grief it replacing his empties.

Davey Crockett was summoned to Texas to receive a Good Cowboy Award, but went to the wrong fort. Many argue he was not a cowboy anyway, but that wasn’t until years later.

Something seems to be a bit ambiguous. Yesterday morning at !0:40 after giving a pint of 40 weight blood, my left arm went numb, and then my face.
Today at approximately the same time I sat through an earthquake.
Believe it or not…I did it.
At 10:40 My chair started to rattle at my computer, as though dancing, which I don’t do. The blinds were dancing in the window as well.
I ran to the yard to take a look. Those who were outside my door were not there before.
That was not meant to rhyme but clearly one of those magical moments that just comes together.

The quake is over and my body denumbed, yet I feel apprehensive for tomorrow. I’ll let you know what happens.

Penwose Out,
By George
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