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I knew it was stupid!

STUPID CLOCK CHANGE

I didn’t get much sleep last night so bear with me.

I decided to “do it like they say,” and set my alarm for 2:AM.

I was asleep when the alarm went off. It must have been a deep sleep because I didn’t know where I was, who I was, what I was, or anything of that nature. I realized I must have been sleeping when I saw I was in bed.

This is the first time I changed clocks in the middle of the night so I guess I have an excuse. I’m a rookie resetter.

I have clocks all over the house but only changed my alarm and went back to sleep before I got to the point where I couldn’t. In the past I’ve found it to be a thin line.

My alarm went off and I woke up kind of groggy. I looked at the clock and it was 2:AM, time to change it. I did so almost without thinking, but thinking I did it before, almost as if in a dream. I fell back to sleep still in a daze.

My alarm went off at 2:AM and I awoke feeling weird. I wondered what was going on? I seemed to be in some sort of middle of the night GroundHog Day, (The movie not the event.)

I changed the clock and got up to take a squirt. All of this activity peaked my anxiety and I was unable to fall back to sleep.

My alarm went off at 2:AM. I was still lying there awake from the last time. WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON?

The whole night was like a dream, and I was in it? I got out of bed and went to my cell phone for the correct time. It was 6:AM.
WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON? I changed my clock again.

I knew I’d never get back to sleep, so I made a strong cup of coffee. At 7:AM my 2 O’clock alarm went off.

Then I figured it out. I went Back instead of Forward.
This is Spring, Spring Forward, Fall back.

The first time the alarm went off was 2:AM. I changed the clock Back to 1:AM, but I didn’t turn the alarm off.

It went off again at 2:am, which was actually 4:am. This kept happening until I finally got up.

This is the last time I’m changing my clock at 2:am.

I knew it was stupid!

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 9, 2020
I changed my clock before I went to bed at 11 pm. Went back to sleep and woke up at my usual time, 7 am. Did I violate some kind of law? If I did, don't tell anybody. Don't want to look stupid or pay a fine for being stupid. Do we?

Ron

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