"Let them use leaves!"Melanie Trump to the soiled masses, yearning to get clean.
Serially, most Po Folks never have tissue around for their sensitive noses. Whenever they have a runny one, they just use toilet paper. Probably thinking it is cheaper. Back in the old days I always had my mother's washed and pressed bleached white handkerchiefs. In other words, a wet slimy green colored "snot rag" in my pants or coat pocket. Why I caught every cold or flu that came through and passed it on to any unsuspecting kid around.
Never had that in the pool. Just would blow it out and hope that the chlorine would kill it.
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Serially, most Po Folks never have tissue around for their sensitive noses. Whenever they have a runny one, they just use toilet paper. Probably thinking it is cheaper. Back in the old days I always had my mother's washed and pressed bleached white handkerchiefs. In other words, a wet slimy green colored "snot rag" in my pants or coat pocket. Why I caught every cold or flu that came through and passed it on to any unsuspecting kid around.
Never had that in the pool. Just would blow it out and hope that the chlorine would kill it.
Ron