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I'm sorry, dates are vague?

Final Wishes

Long ago, after my Father passed away, my Mother asked what I wanted done with my remains if I should go before her?
I told her to have me cremated and take my ashes to Bryce Canyon, in Utah, and throw them from Bryce Point, my favorite spot.
She said, “Who’s going to go all the way out there?”
Well, She asked.

Penwose has other ideas.
This will require some volunteer work from my friends and relatives and anyone who cares.
This is what we ask before we are cremated…

Someone needs to rent a Motorcade, like those used by presidents, with Horses, Limos, and whatever it takes to make it look official, without military guys, unless they really want to? I was in The Navy.

Then, starting in downtown Las Vegas, drive all the way down The Strip very slowly, with no advanced notice to anyone.
Everyone who sees it will wonder who we are?

The idea is completely Penwose’s, and I have to go along with it, but I must admit it appeals to me as well.

I have never had notions of fame during my lifetime, but I think it would be nice post tumultuously.

SO…who wants to be in it?

I’m sorry, dates are vague?

Penwose Out,
By George
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