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She really said that!


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So yesterday I did my Echo Scan of the new Heart Valve.
Everything looks good! All depends what the Cardiologist says?
The Echo Tech had a trainee with her. I could hear her saying, “There's the new valve working fine, and there's the wires from the pacemaker, etc.”
She asked me what kind of valve it was? I said, “cow.”
She told the trainee, “There are pig valves, and cow valves. He has a cow valve.
Doesn't matter to me, I grew up on a farm and we had pigs and cows, so I'm good with both.”
She Really said that!

As I was leaving, I showed her my 9 1/2 necklace and said, "This is my biggest claim to fame."
She had a funny look on her face and said, "I saw that."
I said, "It's not what you think it is."
She laughed and said, "I didn't think it was what I thought it was." She was funny!
It’s for how many fingers I have.

Life Goes On,
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