There are huge arguments about sex education in schools with faith groups going head to head against progressive thinkers - somehow though cooking has quietly slipped off the curriculum in many places. Yet sex and food are as closely linked as halal and kosher and having lots of sex burns fat which should please the politically correct thought police who are always whining about unhealthy lifestyles.
I love to cook for my girlfriend
and feed her a fine gourmet treat.
It is fun to go wild in the kitchen
and a good way of keeping her sweet.
I can make Coq –au – Vin or Moussaka,
mild Korma and hot Vindaloo
Strogonoff, Cassoulet, Sweet and Sour
Or a spicy Moroccan lamb stew.
She has a particular favourite
and I know I have satisfied her
because she always wears her happy face
when she's had my Pork in Cider.
"Rude Food" is fantastic! A Meister-Koch would love to be Your guest!
Like this "Rude Food"... The poem is wit and provides good Menu -Readingwise- I mean!
HAPPY HEALTHY DAY!
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2003
Hmmm.. I love the rhymes, the infectious meter.. but I have this needling feeling that I missed something.. em.. naughty? (grin) Considering Janet's wonderful cheekiness and your grand ability to be playful.. ah well.. if I missed something truly cool you'll be a pal and tell me, won't you, Ian? (giggle). I'm hungry! katy xox. <---
My book of poetry is being redone by me, I have a beautiful cover designed and the book will have a few more than 200 poems in it. I am going to have it printed on demand here in Canada. When it is done I will let you know when it is done and if anyo
And don't you go blaming Janet - this is completely YOUR forte!!!
Sara
Leland
TRASK
Like this "Rude Food"... The poem is wit and provides good Menu -Readingwise- I mean!
HAPPY HEALTHY DAY!
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU