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Books
• The Best Of Boggart Blog (vol 1)

• Dimensions of Mystery

• A Two Faced Poet

• Millennium Dawn (anthology)

• A Stroke of Luck


Short Stories
• Psycho Benefit Fraud

• The Vegetarian Shoemaker Of Barking

• Garry Trotter and the Portal of Pleasure #7

• Garry Trotter and the Portal of Pleasure #3 (Adult Humour)

• The King of the Ribble Delta Blues Singers (humour)

• A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 19

• A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 18

• A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 17

• A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 16

• A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 15


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• A Career In Substance Abuse? Sounds Just The Job For Me.

• G20: World Leaders Kick Off A Witch Hunt

• Girls Alone (News From The Girls School

• Italian Vampire's Grave Discovered

• Stone Throwing Chimp Shocks Scientists

• Women In Labout (not pregnancy but political satire)

• V2G: Technology You Can't Believe In.

• Scientists Have Doubts About Doomsday Machine

• The flame still Burns Tribute to Robert Burns)


Poetry
• Doctor, Doctor

• Jack (a horrible Halloween poem)

• Tribute To A Prodigious Liver (Keith Floyd)

• Kiss and Sell

• Where Did All The Money Go

• Ode to Politicians

• The New Poet Laureate

• From The Darkness : Vernal Equinox

• Danny Boyle: A Song For Oscar

• Graduation Blues

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Rude Food
by Ian R Thorpe
Sunday, August 17, 2003
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Who can I blame for this blatant innuendo.... its Janet Caldwell's fault, she encourages me to do things like this (not that I need much enouraging)


I love to cook for my girlfriend
and feed her a fine gourmet treat.
It is fun to go wild in the kitchen
and a good way of keeping her sweet.
I can make Coq –au – Vin or Moussaka,
mild Korma and hot Vindaloo
Strogonoff, Cassoulet, Sweet and Sour
Or a spicy Moroccan lamb stew.
She has a particular favourite
and I know I have satisfied her
because she always wears a big smile
when she's had my Pork in Cider.

Did snail Porridge Kill The Fat Duck

 

 

 


Ramsay's Kitchen Nighmare


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Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader) 9/4/2003
Clever!
And don't you go blaming Janet - this is completely YOUR forte!!!
Reviewed by Sara Russell 8/30/2003
An enjoyable read, thanks for posting this! Fun and tasty.

Sara
Reviewed by na na (Reader) 8/17/2003
Ian you set quite a succulent table for Janet. I can see why she emjoyed it. Bill Murray
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 8/17/2003
Cute entendre deuce, Ian.
Leland
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 8/17/2003
Wierd Ta Digest(Pork)- It!

TRASK
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson 8/17/2003
Oh yeah! Fun poem, made me hungry. wish I had that lamb stew recipe! And it made me grin reading your last 3 lines!
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 8/17/2003
"Rude Food" is fantastic! A Meister-Koch would love to be Your guest!

Like this "Rude Food"... The poem is wit and provides good Menu -Readingwise- I mean!

HAPPY HEALTHY DAY!

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 8/17/2003
Hmmm.. I love the rhymes, the infectious meter.. but I have this needling feeling that I missed something.. em.. naughty? (grin) Considering Janet's wonderful cheekiness and your grand ability to be playful.. ah well.. if I missed something truly cool you'll be a pal and tell me, won't you, Ian? (giggle). I'm hungry! katy xox. <---


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