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Hosed
by +Steven Curtis Lance → (All Poetry by +Steven Curtis Lance)
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"But I searched and finally found the lid / Of Pandora's box and screwed it back on / Now all my troubles are corked-up and gone"

Hosed I got hosed by a crazy girl Doo-dah doo-dah Took me for an Internet whirl Oh doo-dah day I rode that insane carousel Until my nerves were shot to hell Oh double doo-dah doo-dah day Always in trouble anyway No matter what I said nor did But I searched and finally found the lid Of Pandora's box and screwed it back on Now all my troubles are corked-up and gone Zippity doo-dah ding dong derry day Men in white coats came and took her away A thousand days of life and love went poof And this is the end of my silly song So double dog doo-dah and oof oof oof I pick up my pieces and move along +Steven Curtis Lance Copyright MMV

Reviewed by Sara Coslett

Reviewed on September 25, 2005

The Internet has certainly given the kooks, spooks and grifters one helluva chance to be everything they ever dreamed of themselves and more. Unfortunately, with everyone at eye-level it is easy for them to take a bite out of the tasty morsels just sitting on the shelf. Happy to know you survived with your sense of humor intact. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed

Reviewed on March 16, 2005

Nextime, trust your heart, not your hard drive :-)
blessins Steven,
cynth'ya lewis reed

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Well we have all been hosed by somebody Steve and speaking of being hosed there was this one girl that truthfully someone needs to come and take her away because she is a menace to herself.

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Sounds like its time to get back to the real world...

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Ok Steve, nice to see you are having fun again and as long as you can walk away from her laughing...what the heck. Hey do dah dey lol

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