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Balloon Buffoon
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Up Up & Away In My Beautiful Balloon

Photo:Reuters

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Naughty Falcon blurts the truth

Press forgiven for his youth

Vomiting on live TV

Guilty one for all to see

 

Sheriff’s tweaked at dear old dad

Because they know just who was bad

Desperation thoughts prevailed

His reality show will be filmed from jail

 

Fake emergencies have a price

Soon we’ll see his butt on ice

Sorry little Falcon Heene

That your dad was such a weenie

 

Once again the media hacks

Broke a story with no facts

Run for cover, hide away

That asteroid might hit today

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2009  Patrick A. Granfors

 

 
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 Reviews of "Balloon Buffoon"
Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)
Reviewed on October 27, 2009
Agreed
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Media hacks... yep.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
90 percent of the press have become impotent Obama flunkies, it is tragic!So let them get more lost, fooled by a family hoax, it suits them right! Excellent poem, Patrick!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Pretty sad when a dad uses his little son for a pawn, just to get attention! Now that's sick! (The dad, not the poem; the poem was very good!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Now...you telling me that my neighbor didn't got pregnant by a long haired blond Venusian? IT WAS IN THE PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and TV too)

Georg

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
lol. You have it right on. Liz
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Can you believe the stupidity of some people? This story blew me away. Thanks for covering this.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Giggle....well done, Patrick! Media sensationalism has gotten to the point of being completely out of this world...What is real???

Anna
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
I appreciate your wit and humor, Patrick; and the truth in your verses as well. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on October 21, 2009
Fair enough for Tv these days. I may throw the TV in the pond if it keep up.lol
sure the goldfish may be able to make some sort of underwater house!
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