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Pregnancy vs Pecker
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contest where husband asked why a woman is congratulated on her pregnancy and the man is never told good job for his peckers handy work


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Pregnancy vs Pecker

by Debra A Baugh on October 27.  © All rights reserved

Pregnancy, pregnancy it's lifes legacy, legacy
that's why they congratulates a wife's pregnancy
her child is God's new legacy can't you see
that's why she is congratulated every time
she appears you see

That hump growing out in front of your wifey
is your gift of life you see; your pecker made
this come about you see, your pecker only helped
it to be; your pecker could also make that pregnancy
a double decker you see; your pecker only made it come
to be

When its a double decker your pecker is in for
double trouble of two wreckers; making you a
heck of a pecker can't you see; no congrats for
your pecker; now you'll need a double wide
four wheel double decker to move in between
all the hecklers laughing at your pecker can't you see

Pregnancy, pregnancy it's lifes legacy, legacy
your wifey will always get the congrats you see
she is the carrier of God's legacy; she gets all
the gifts of her pregnancy; you only get a pat
on the back you see; you laid her on her back
to make her pregnant you see; it's a legacy

Your pecker may have did a good job, but, it
makes more than a wifey needs can't you see;
no congrats for your pecker that's the reason
no matter what season your pecker didn't do
a good job you see; it has made too many for life
to feed you see; no congrats for your pecker;
don't you agree are you feel'n me

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