Guy crept into the room with little Roberta
To steal a kiss - not to hurt her…
He grabbed her round her little waist
And kissed her neck and then her face!

Roberta screamed - still holding her broom
She chased old Guy around the room!
With fury she struck at Guy and said,
“You get any closer and I’ll bash your head!”

By then old Aesop arrived at her side
Guy was cowering in the corner trying to hide.
Roberta explained what had occurred,
Aesop more upset with her every word.

He turned to Guy and said with fury,
“I am the judge, Roberta’s the jury
We sentence you to pack and depart
You’re banished from our home and heart!”

Guy packed his stuff and at the front door
Said “I won’t be back - you’ll see me no more!”
“Well that’s fine with us!” said Aesop and wife
“Though brothers we are - you are out of my life!”