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I Never Had Sex With That Woman!
by Susan K. de Vegter → (All Poetry by Susan K. de Vegter)
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"I N-E-V-E-R had sex with that woman!!!!"---Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is back in the news with his new book so I think its time to republish my poem about his antics while serving as president of our country...all in good fun!!!!

Election time looming and also time to dig up old dirt...all in fun!


Poem Artwork


Fishbowls are octave and in it they swim.
Round in a circle as we all look in
Tetras of beauty in glorious array
Tails like silk scarves swimming today
Life in a fish bowl
Open and pure
No taxes or politicos , Boy! That's for sure!
Standing on soap boxes orating to friends
Battling the sharks that surely look in
To judge and be judged come pitiful cries
Of vote yes or right here the issue will die
For presidents smoking their long dead charoots
"Pages for Power" who don't give a hoot
Life in a glass house is fodder for souls
Who aren't as lucky as those in a bowl
For fishes are happy and content to swim
When politicians defy voters and try to pretend
That sex isn't SEX and cigars aren't Havanas...
When news people cry out for laughs of nirvana
And did he say that?
Wasn't Clinton the one?
Who gave us the Playboy on Air Force 1?
Now when the reporters get finished with Will
Can we still call him "Pres" from Capitol Hill?
Or will indictments speak volumes when terms are all gone
And fishes named Hillary battle alone
The Senate race calls ...then what happens to Bill ?
When his time is all done on the great White House Hill
No glass menageries coming to vision
For Wills who may rule from a federal prison
But this is America and land for all hopes
Where your choice can be swimming or living with dopes
Then one day you too can order a meal
And have us look on from across the great seal
Of the White House and roomy glass walls for fans
To beseech thee and wonder who plays in your band?
Is it Monica, Marilyn or some other floozy?
Perhaps an unknown to make us all woozy?
Careful you politicos we can become tired
So give us a good one or else you're ALL fired!
If you vote then it's your fault for putting them "in"
If you don't then its your fault for letting them win.

© 1999 updated copyright 2006
Susan K. de Vegter

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 Reviews of "I Never Had Sex With That Woman!"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
What a rant-page! Its funny how time softens the edges and how the rich and famous can escape outrageous behavior.

When cornered--deny. You'll get half the guilty people out there believing you to cover their own asses.

Ron

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
That guy got caught with his pants down way too often in his presidency. I enjoyed this Belle. Blessings ...
Richard

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
All in the name of fun-fun-fun!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
I give up on all these wacky politicians today. That Republican Senator in the airport men's room wasn't lookin for sex either!!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
I love the "innocent" humor of this one Susan. It is bad when our leaders provide more entertainment than our artists.

Fee

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
creative minds of the political genre...deceitful...stuck in the theme park of Capitol Hill.
great write...
John

Reviewed on September 16, 2007
*Standing Ovation* Sure, Susan, and if we believe that...all of 'em lie, the politicians out to get our vote, and then it's the same ole lies and rhetoric. Excellent satire, excellent write, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Awesome today, just like in 1999, some things just never change!
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
We vote, but do our votes really count? Look at the last election - Al Gore won the popular vote [you and me], but the electoral college [them that can be bought] won it for George Bush.
Perhaps, you could publish as a letter to the editor of the Washington Post. Might make folks think.

Kathy

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
You rock Sis! Thank for this repost it is the best political satire I've read and you deserve an award for it!Bravo!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on September 16, 2007
I think the whole lot of them needs to be lined up in a row and shot! I am sick of it too; we need to get back to voting for what the PEOPLE want, NOT for who has the most $$! They've lost touch with reality!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
They're all a bunch of )(*^&%.$ and I'm sick of the lot of 'em . . . Great poem . . . gotta love it . . .

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
All in fun is what you say
About Bill's penchant to play
Monika now the name for truth
Along comes Hillary to spoof
A high office of dignity yet
Again to be tarnished I bet

A good time is had by all.
Thanks for a great poem.
- - - That Other - Bill

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on September 16, 2007
Slings & arrows & favorite money friends have made us the land of pretends -love -Ted


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