Bullchit comes a
penny a dozen,
I got a ton of it
from a first cousin.
Almost everyone dishes
lies and idle wishes,
some will even have us
swimming with the fishes.

Would you believe,
the devil bullchitted
Adam and Eve?
Presented them with
a delicious red apple,
same fruit in todays Snapple.
The cross is the symbol
of Christian faith in,
The apple should be
the symbol of sin.

I'm just bullchitting,
but the apple is befitting,
Tasty fruit red delicious,
Adam should have
been suspicious.
God had his back though,
however after that sin,
Adam had to go.
For what it's worth,
I was bullchitted
at my birth.
I was born of a
dead beat father,
taking care of his kids
was too much of a bother.

OnepoetGem