First of all give up being alive
cause humans have to
take a lot of jive
almost when they first arrive
and forget about falling in love
get ready for the push & shove
maybe off a mountian my love

Are you planning on keeping a job
get ready to almost sob
and your pay might be like
where you work is a crook that rob
Pay day won't be long away
all your checks gone the next day
but you'll get by
if you cut all the crap you buy
Hey don't get rich and famous ending
up in the public eye
I'm sure the trash magazines have
made Oprah and Mel cry
Oprah is being portrayed as a
teenage hooker on the cover page
and alcoholic Mel Gipson may
end up in a cage
if he doesn't control his rage
Poor Michael Jackson couldn't get a break
his entire life was portrayed as a mistake

Please don't be a writer of verse
depending on how you disperse
taking a bunch of crap will be your curse
and do hold on to your smiling face
cause a frown could easily take it's place
You'll be lucky to leave this crazy world
without suffering some type disgrace
After you wake up from your nap
get ready to take some crap
However please don't get violent or
try to slap

opg