Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William A. Ward

The Gypsy Madame Fernandez Is Resuscitated

They both laughed at this humor
When choking consumed her
Her eyes bulging out of her head!!
She collapsed to the floor....moving no more
Lou feared Madame was dead!!

He entered her body and filled up her lungs
And sung all the ditties he ever had sung
Madame was possessed by her talentless friend
Whose repertoire kept her from meeting her end

Lou sang, and he spun, and wiggled a jig
Then noticed the mirror, and her parts that were big
Gave in to temptation....and lifted her skirt
He might have been dead....but he still was a flirt!!

(Use your imagination here)

Madame was aghast, and she willed him to leave
Embarrassed but lusty.....she gave him the heave
He bounced off the ceiling, and floor in a whirl!!
Swore in his next life....he'd come back as a girl!!!

Such disrespect she'd never known!!!
Invading her core.......and making her moan!!!
Adjusting her clothes...and standing up straight
She mumbled a curse.....and opened hells gates!!

Glaring at Lou and squinting her eyes
Lou felt ashamed .....diminished in size
He suddenly  found himself looking up
From inside a china gold ringed tea cup!!

THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED.......REMEMBER?

Lou couldn't speak! His voice was a squeek!
He felt such remorse.....his prospects looked bleak
Madame's voice was a roar,that he couldn't ignore
The teacup just amplified it.....ALL THE MORE!!!!

She set the cup on the windowsill
He felt the draft, along with her chill
A moment of madness, where he had been crass
He played the fool......for quick piece of ass!

He stayed there for hours, with nothing to say
Realized  Madame felt used and betrayed
Remembered the long years when he was alone
His head in his hands....he squeaked out a moan

Woe Is Meeeeee

Madame let him wallow in pity and pain
Yet logic and reason, broke pride's foolish bane
His crass interception......kept her alive
His humps were the pumps.....that made her revive!
 
She sighed as she laughed, and smiled at Lou
Reversing her curse ......and  hullabello
Lou was restored.....as he was before.....
Two for two settles and evens the score!!!
 
Lady A
 
Finis For Now
Adios!