The Legend Of The Phu King (Political Satire?) (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

The Legend Of The Phu King (Political Satire?)
by A PAX → (All Poetry by A PAX)
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Relationships based on obligation lack lack dignity~Wayne Dyer � � THE LEGEND OF THE�PHU KING � A royal affair would soon�convene The most impressive ever seen Sovereigns� came from every land Dressed in splendor...rich and grand � Arrivals�hailed�from near and far Bearing flags of�sun and stars Bannered colors hoisted high To dazzle and intrigue the eye � Emperors, chiefs, and warrior kings Queens in silks and finest rings Hero's, masters, despots, lords Dynasties by birth or sword � For every ass there was a throne And by their deeds....were they�best known Until one man entered the room Whose royal bearing......seemed ASS-umed! � As he surveyed his fellow crowns He saw�them base, and near to clowns His nose rose high, into the air He cleared his throat, as he declared........ � Ahem Ahem Trumpets Please!!! � All you fools of no account! Rolled together......would not amount To be the bright star that I am For I am brilliance....beyond man!! � YOU have�shown such disrespect Quiet down! Do not object! No one invited, the likes of me! And yet I rein....by YOUR decree! � I am the royal KING OF PHU! Behold my power.....over you! You think you rule, by your own hands When it is I who.....would command � Time for tribute......lets begin Kiss my rings, and bow to whims I am the KING OF PHU you know Genuflect, with posture low � All the kings were shocked indeed And yet obeyed....by oiled need! They kissed his rings....then quickly�passed The�PHU KING tyrant.....who wanted ASS! � Now � Be this legend, truth or tale It seems some monarchs...are for sale! And when it's time to pay the piper Some fools exit.....in a diaper! � The KING of PHU, is everywhere So choose your allies, with great care �PHU KING is�waiting for mistakes To penetrate with�heavy weight! � Rule with sight....avoid�his help His aid in time.....would make you yelp!! Those benefits...you soon would rue! Once PHU KING gets his staff in you! � The PHU KING's smooth and often crude He's got it rigged.....he's got the lube Grab your ankles.....bare your ass Sigh Or Walk to work....and save your gas!!! � � � � BEWARE! � PAX � A � (c)Lady A 2004 ��

Reviewed by andrea coltman

Reviewed on November 4, 2004

Great humour here Anita...enjoyed...best wishes Andrea

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on November 3, 2004

You can write this, and say that I scare you? Surely you jest. I have to give it to you . . . er . . . praise, Im talking about fer this'n.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Lady A, they say the long journey begins with the first step, and after reading this humorous write, I�ll agree that it�s a wise decision to walk instead of driving if one can. It�s also a very informative link. Thanks for sharing it. You�re right, the speed limit will not go down. However, unless we have another energy shortage, which I believe is going to happen very soon then it might happen again. Excellent work.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on November 2, 2004

really well penned humor!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Okay, before I even read it, I scrolled down to type that I'm laughing at the title. Now I'll go back and read the poem.

Oh, my gawd! Fit for a Monty Python review! You rock!

Reviewed by Janet Parker

very funny, Lady A. Enjoyed

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Anita LOL LOL LOL
you have more puking phu kings
Than anyone I know;-)hahahahah

your wit is a wonder that
makes my laugh thunder

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Prefer looking at womens butts myself..

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Lol... good one.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((lady a)))

excellent satire! excellent write!

take a bow--you've earned it :)

(((HUGS))), love and continued prayers, karla. :)

Reviewed by Peter Paton

We'll look over our shoulders Anita...
Nice one
Peter