Cast Bergman Chiselpecks - Richard Cederberg Ed The Schizophrenic Jersey Devil- Capt'n Sprinkles - Ed Matlack Rufuz The Master - Rufuz Matlack Good Queen A Pax - Good Queen A Pax Ogre Ed - Ogre Ed Frumpalina - Chrissy McVay Lizard Lin - Lin Gayton Ms Mighty Red - Sherry Heim Dave Sometimesiquat - Paul Williams
A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND- Pt 9 of Cookies Gotz No Brains
Frumpy was upon her her knees Kissing the toes of her brother Suddenly she stopped short With a craving for peanut butter
This is not my brother Ed But a decoy made from jam As clones go he's weird looking Is he Ogre, fiend, or man
Suddenly they all turned back And gaped at the TV Where they saw a sight so horrid On cable channel 3
There was GOOD Queen A Pax With a needle and a knife Torturing a cookie Who begged her for his life
WOW
That's not me I swear it That is a look a like She's a blond for crumbs sake I'm brunette with roots of white!!!(notice my roots?)
Even Ms Mighty Red was at a loss for words!!!
This is all a set up What else can now go wrong When Bergie leaned towards Frumpy The Queen knew all ..........along They were in Love!!
I have been a foolish queen To believe after all these years Your heart was mine dear Chiselpecks And that's why you were here
The lovers sighed and shrugged Both said........you're still our Queen We'll join in your fight And share in all your dreams
A Pax understood too well The crown was a lonely place She punched herself between the eyes As tears streamed down her face
Ouch
She cried
Placed On Pedestal To Fall
Loved by none, and loved by all Placed on pedestal to fall Nudged then shoved, gripping air Grasping shadows....no one cares
Thru the cold, falling down Blinded by.....the slipping crown All the words.....thought and said Pulling down like weights of led
All the tears, never cried All the sorrows....pushed aside Clear confusion rushing by No answer to.....the reason why
Pax A 2006
Then Bergie gave the Queen a map To an island he discovered Where he found scrolls of magic To help Cookies recover
Oh Joy! All Batter Now!
They planned to set sail right away But stopped short in their tracks Music came from over the wall Announcing an attack
Frumpalina cried!!
Oh Lard! Here come the Munchies They're after Lizard Lin Run back to your ship Or Lin becomes din din But it was not the Munchies But an old man glowing bright With a Vodka bottle in his hand He waved a flag of white I am Dave Sometimesisquat I have been to other planets I know the truth of Ogre Ed Listen to me dammit That boy cannot help himself The aliens took his mind And filled it up with batter Along with lemon rinds(That explains the smell) He was an experiment That went so horribly wrong He started eating all their food And belching to their songs
They kicked him off the mothership For he tried to eat them too They washed their hands of humans When he drank their rocket fuel I was given the awful task Of watching after Ed But once we hit the earth again I looked at him and fled .
Now I'm feeling guilty Because our world is so divided But if we try to heal the boy The world will be united To Be Continued
GOOD QUEEN A PAX
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Reviews of "A MESSAGE FROM BEYOND- Pt 9 of Cookies Gotz No Brains"
Oh my, how we love those! You and the ogre have to give the world a chance to get their hands on those in one fat book (a framed cookie on the side might work along with it...)
B&R
A virus perhaps that I contracted on that bloody island where the scroll was found with the new recipe.
My heart belongs to no other - honest bloody injun!
Seriously highness, your poem, Placed on Pedestal to Fall is quite beautiful. Use lemon juice on the back of the parchment you recieved, with a little heat, I wrote a message to you in invisible ink.
Richard
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Hmmm, leaves we in a paradox, Ed the Schizophrenic!
This Cookie Wonder has been the ideal showcase for you and Ed ( Ogre ) to display your incredible visual, and creative talents..
The Den will never be the same again...LOLS
This series must never end....or at least make a book about it...as I strongly sense it would be a winner !!!
And I am usually right...:)
Love your animated graphics too...
And could there be a little romantic opening developing, for that nasty Ogre Ed to exploit....a little chink in the armour and amour of the cunning Queen A Pax !!
Even I, a wretched old ogre, find myself weeping here at your tragically sad poem. I hadn't thought about poor old Dave Sometimesiquat in many years.
Truly Shameful, Evil One.
But I am very sad to hear that old Chiselpecks wasn't the man you thought he was - to dump you for Frumpy - what a cad! And my sister - wow - I think she's as wicked as you!
But luckily, I think I've found the perfect match for you. Will Be back Soon.
A Very Sad Ogre Ed
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
World peace depends of healing Ed. Well, good luck as you have a go at the true meaning of peace on earth.
If nothing else Queenie this series is a showcase for your talent! You are wowing us all, keeping up with the mighty OGRE ED himself!
Now I'm wondering are you really so sweet or does he know you better than we do;-) hmmmmmmm
Ireland 1947. Seven weeks of relentless snow. Guard Eamon Foley is searching for a missing child.
At Toby Appleyard’s farm, he discovers the kitchen littered with dead cats. And the skeletal remains of a woman. Upstairs, Toby is dead in his bed.
Encountering danger, romance, heartache and tragedy, Catherine Merit strives to fit into a world filled with prejudice, hatred and violence where she is forced to kill a man in order to save herself. Third book of the Indignities Series.
Dublin 1941. A brutal murder. Mistaken identity. And barman Eamon Foley is running for his life.
Nine months later Foley is in a crowded pub, and his brother-in-law is shot dead.
Will check out Ed's inspiration to all this.
Ron
Love tinka
B&R
A virus perhaps that I contracted on that bloody island where the scroll was found with the new recipe.
My heart belongs to no other - honest bloody injun!
Seriously highness, your poem, Placed on Pedestal to Fall is quite beautiful. Use lemon juice on the back of the parchment you recieved, with a little heat, I wrote a message to you in invisible ink.
Richard
"It does leave us with an enigma Andy,"
"indeed it does Andy."
" What shall we do about it Andy?"
"Erm we better go and have a chat with us."
"Good idea,"
"thanks Andy,"
"but you have good ideas too."
"Really?"
"Yup."
"Thanks, seya in the mirror then"
"ok".
I concur with Eileen below completely...
This Cookie Wonder has been the ideal showcase for you and Ed ( Ogre ) to display your incredible visual, and creative talents..
The Den will never be the same again...LOLS
This series must never end....or at least make a book about it...as I strongly sense it would be a winner !!!
And I am usually right...:)
Love your animated graphics too...
And could there be a little romantic opening developing, for that nasty Ogre Ed to exploit....a little chink in the armour and amour of the cunning Queen A Pax !!
Peter
Even I, a wretched old ogre, find myself weeping here at your tragically sad poem. I hadn't thought about poor old Dave Sometimesiquat in many years.
Truly Shameful, Evil One.
But I am very sad to hear that old Chiselpecks wasn't the man you thought he was - to dump you for Frumpy - what a cad! And my sister - wow - I think she's as wicked as you!
But luckily, I think I've found the perfect match for you. Will Be back Soon.
A Very Sad Ogre Ed
blessin's, oh Queen of the Den!
cynth'ya lewis reed
For all cookie folks to win
Perhaps we make a cocktail
With rocket fuel and gin
Give it to ol' Ogre Ed
And wait for him to fart
Then light the gaseous vapors
And watch his body dart
Up into the great beyond
And twice around the moon
I will put my money on the fact
That he won't be returning soon!
You show your amazing talents in this continuing saga, Good Queen. Between you and Ed, we have the battle of the Golden Quills going on here.
Take care,
Sherry
Now I'm wondering are you really so sweet or does he know you better than we do;-) hmmmmmmm
This is superb.
Elizabeth