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See, Men?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR - GALS N' GUYS!

A while back I posted a little 'nasty' entitled, "MEN-C's" - today weird thought occured - what if I reversed syllables? C-MEN ?

Yeah, yeah, I know - the ole one-track mind syndrome! Testosterone-Testicles-Testing-1-2-3...

Ho- Horn- Horny- Horniness- HO-HO-HO!

P-I-E-C-E !!! ( pun intended ).


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SEE, MEN?

Copyright: December 31, 2006
Tom Hyland



See men SwimminÕ.
Seamen SwimminÕ.
Semen SwimminÕ.
SwimminÕ nÕ Women...
See, Men?



ÒI never go SwimminÕ
with Bowlegged Women
IÕm Popeye, The Sailor Man!
TOOT! TOOT!


ÒMarinating Martian MarinerÓ
TOM







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 Reviews of "See, Men?"
Reviewed by S. Tucker
Reviewed on June 24, 2007
Demonstative of a wild and crazy mind. Can I use the word 'fertile' here? <G>

Reviewed on January 29, 2007
Poor kitty, and LOVE your (twisted) (adorable) mind! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 18, 2007
So that's what the cat's swimming in.....

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 12, 2007
Thank you for sharing your unique humor, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on January 11, 2007
Oh ho ho...an' a barrel a rum-tee-titty-tum?? :)

Reviewed on January 3, 2007

"SEE, MEN"
Aha, now IC whatU have been up to.
You know I just love your little diddies~smile.
Actually Tom I can't really tell if it is a pup or kitty.

Regardless, it will be nice and clean by the time you are finished.
Cute portrait~take care, and have a wonderful 2007.

Sincerely,
From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
chuckle, and i like the cat, she would fit right in here

Reviewed on December 31, 2006
You have such a weird sense of humor, Tom...and I mean that in the very best of ways :o) Good laughs with this!

Have a Happy and Full New Year!

Micke

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
poor baby, but at least she isn't bowlegged

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Oh my ,poor kittyyyyyyyy..Hugssssssssssss

Reviewed by Debra Harmes-Kurth (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
Laughing here, love the play on words.
How the mind works?!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2006
You need to get out and date more often, sweetie.
Happy New Year!

Elizabeth


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