Fun with - CH (poem) by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com on AuthorsDen

Fun with - CH
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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SURE - SURE - SURE... YOU MAY SAY IT'S IDIOTIC OR ASININE... OR MAYBE CHILDISH, NOT SUBLIME... MAYBE CRAZY, INSANE, IS MY LITTLE DITTY... IS THERE A REDEEMING MERIT? IS IT WITTY? BE NICE WITH YOUR REMARKS, DON'T BE S**TY, FOR TO DO SO T'WOULD BE A PITY!

FUN WITH - CH Copyright: 10/12/07 - Tom Hyland My Friend, MR. ED, started all this silliness - so put either the FAME or the BLAME on him, OKAY? ONCE - ONCE - ONCE� I HAD AN INSTANTANEOUS HUNCH - HUNCH - HUNCH� AS I SAT AND ATE MY LUNCH - LUNCH - LUNCH� A BOWL OF CORNFLAKES CRUNCH - CRUNCH - CRUNCH� AS I CHEWED AND SWALLOWED A BUNCH -BUNCH - BUNCH� MORE SPOONFULS AND GULPS MUNCH - MUNCH - MUNCH� I REALIZED I WAS A DUNCE - DUNCE - DUNCE� IT HAPPENED QUICK LIKE A PUNCH - PUNCH - PUNCH� ONCE - ONCE - ONCE� MEANWHILE DOWN IN A GULCH - GULCH - GULCH� COWS WERE CHEWING CUDS AND MULCH - MULCH - MULCH� GRASS AND LEAVES AND OTHER SUCH - SUCH - SUCH� THEY WERE ENJOYING MUCH - MUCH - MUCH� AS I TAPPED MY HEAD TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH� TOOK A LOOK-SEE IN THE HUTCH - HUTCH - HUTCH� A WALKING HELPER LIKE A CANE OR A CRUTCH - CRUTCH - CRUTCH� PREVENTS GETTING IN TROUBLE OR DUTCH - DUTCH - DUTCH� SO WHEN YOU GET AN URGE OR ITCH - ITCH - ITCH� TO WRITE A NOVEL TO MAKE YOU RICH - RICH - RICH� DON�T MOVE A MUSCLE OR INCH -INCH -INCH� YOU CAN DO IT - IT�S A CINCH -CINCH - CINCH� DON�T BAT AN EYE OR FLINCH - FLINCH - FLINCH� ANY IDEA CAN WORK IN A PINCH - PINCH - PINCH� WHEN ITS QUIET LIKE A PEW IN CHURCH - CHURCH - CHURCH� A PRAYER OR TWO IN A LURCH - LURCH - LURCH� YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU CAN SEARCH - SEARCH - SEARCH� OR CHEW THE BARK OF A BIRCH - BIRCH - BIRCH� BARK, LEAVES, GRASS, MULCH MAY DO IN A CLUTCH - CLUTCH - CLUTCH� BUT I PREFER MY CEREAL�S TASTE MUCHLY - MUCHLY - MUCHLY� RECAP --- ONCE - HUNCH - LUNCH - CRUNCH BUNCH - MUNCH DUNCE - PUNCH GULCH - MULCH SUCH - MUCH TOUCH - HUTCH CRUTCH - DUTCH ITCH - RICH INCH - CINCH FLINCH - PINCH CHURCH - LURCH SEARCH - BIRCH CLUTCH - MUCHLY� NOW I�M DONE WITH MY CH FUN� BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU CHEW OUT THERE� MIGHT BE BETTER OFF WITH AN APPLE� OR A PEAR! LIKE ABOVE I HAVE SAID: FAME OR BLAME ON MR. ED? ADIEU - ADEIU - TO YOU � AND YEW� AND EWE !!! TOM.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2007

Oh my heavens almost PEED my pants sweet man,cute real cute..stay safe and well OK...Hugsssssssssss the Tomcat
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

You should be a school teacher - makin all these words so much danged fun! And I have chewed on the bark of the birch from time to time, but I let my dogs soften it up for me first since they love to chew, chew, chew, too! And thank you, Sir, for the blame! I ain't asamed. Hey, can you spare some change??!!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 12, 2007

Laffin too hard to review--STAWP my sides--tangue twister deLUXE! Yer a hoot. *smooch* Loves ya for it.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Okay please my face is hurting from laughing! I don't know, I have been eating cereal (corn flakes) for more years than I care to admit, but never with such a lighthearted outlook. Fun loving, enjoyable piece.....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris

Tom,

Thanks for the laugh! Great job. You did Ed proud.

Cynthia