Firstly, the category was picked for humor - Understatement.

Secondly, got the idea today while watching Merv Griffin's CROSSWORD game. No one got the answer from the clue, and I thought - GEE - WHAT A GOOD WORD!

EPITAPH

Copyright: 02-22-08 - Tom Hyland


E very
P erson
I s
T otally
A t
Peace
Here


E ach
P art
I s
T actfully
P ositioned
A round
P urgatory
H eaven - or - H ell


E cology
P ermits
I nterment
T hereby
A ccepting
P eople
H ereunder


E ven
P oets
I ncorporate
T iming
A s
P erfect
H armony


E cumenical
P articipation
I s
T aken
A bsolutely
P ositively
H eretically


E nvironmental
P lanning
I nvolves
T echnically
A ccurately
P lanting
H umans


E legant
P rose
I nvolves
T abulating
A rdorous
P ronunciation
H omonyms



SEVEN - that’s ENUF of this STUFF!


R. I. P. - Requiescant In Pace - Rest in Peace


ALAS - “Poor Yorick, I knew him well!”


REQUIEM:

HERE LIES HECTOR,
HE DIED NOT OF ANGINA PECTORIS;
BUT RATHER, OF PECTORIS AMOROUS.
TOO MUCH VIAGARA MADE HIM STAGGER,
AND HIS ‘MUSCLE’ BECAME DOLOROUS!

SO PLEASE DON’T BORE US -
WITH ANOTHER POROUS CHORUS!


Peace - Pax - Pacem - Tom.