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Is it the Sound, or the Sense, that makes this one word so Verboten?

Whether it is true or not, matters not - but many years ago I read somewhere, that in Merry Olde England, when a criminal was placed outside in a wooden stockade, for a sexual crime committed, that there was a placard or sign hung by him, which read:

"For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" - even if untrue , I always felt that it was a reasonable and perhaps creative explanation for the origin of the "F' word.

Although my Dictionary says that the origin of the word 'ACRONYM' - a word formed by the initial letters of other words - comes from the 1940's, and the Greek 'akron' - 'end, tip' + onuma 'name' on the pattern of 'homonym' - could this Forbidden word really be the very First Acronym? Something to think about - eh Wot?



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Today’s Word Play

© - Tom Hyland - 6-10-08

How come one may Say something costs a Buck -
And that’s perfectly Acceptable?
And a certain bird is called a Cuckoo -
The origin or base for calling a man a Cuckold,
When his mate is ‘Playing Around” or Unfaithful.


Then, there’s the waterfowl, known as a Duck,
Who waddles in the mire and Muck.
We take that word and ‘goo’ - and make Guck.
Huckaback is a strong linen or cotton fabric used for Toweling,
And a ‘Fare Thee Well” wishes one Luck!


“Buck Up!” is to Cheer someone On,
Or - a horse may “Buck Off” a Rider.
And a lowly Soldier is a Buck Private - and a Male:
Hare, Rabbit, Ferret, Rat, or Kangaroo is a Buck!
But we musn’t say the “F” word - Why Does That Suck?


A tightly packed crowd of people is a Ruck.
Derived from the Norwegian ‘ruke’ - or Heap of Hay,
But avoid the term for a “Roll in the Hay” or a “Lay!”
Yet, the use of the Phonetic ‘ph’ seems to be Okay -
Or Cutesie, as in - “AAW - PHUCK!”


A black disk of Hard Rubber is a Puck -
The central object of Hockey, a Game that runs Amuck -
A variant spelling of Amok - rushing in a Frenzy.
That’s another good word, meaning:
Hysteria, Mania, Euphoria, Delirium - even - Ecstasy!


This, comes to us from the Greek - ekstasis -
‘Standing outside oneself’ - which Today -
Is a Hallucinatory Drug - abbreviation - MDMA.
“The Agony and The Ecstasy” both a Book, and a Movie -
Might well also describe quite nicely - an Orgasm!


This, we all know, is the Climax of Sexual Excitement,
Characterized by feelings of Sublime Pleasure,
Especially in the Genitalia, and accompanied by Ejaculation!
From Greek - orgasmos - from Organ ‘SWELL or be excited.’
This gives a totally Different meaning to ‘ Organist!’


Then, there’s another Wonder of Wonders - TUCK!
As in: Tuck in your Shirttail - or Tuck the kids in bed -
Or: gather or pleat a Skirt or Dress - Nip and Tuck -
From Middle Dutch, tucken ‘pull sharply.’
Or - “He tucked His little __ into Her tight __ !”


Which brings us to the Finale of Yuk, or Yuck!
An exclamation to express strong Distaste or Disgust, as in:
Ick, ugh, yeck, blech, phew, gross, EEEW -
Like in the song lyrics - “I can’t go for THAT, Oh No!”
But a FEW of us DO - Quench the Quest in a Queue!

© - TKH

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Reviewed on June 10, 2008
You gotta love this. And people wonder why English is so hard for foreigners to learn. Great write Tom.


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