My Magic Wand (poem) by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com on AuthorsDen

My Magic Wand
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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WOW - WAS THIS THERAPEUTIC, OR WHAT? ZAPPING RAT-BASTARDS - WHAT A WONDERFUL HOBBY! TRY IT - YOU'LL LIKE IT! GO AHEAD MIKEY! WHO WOULD YOU - ADD TO THE LIST?

MY MAGIC WAND © - 7-27-08 - Tom Hyland If I had a MAGIC WAND, I know what I would DO - I’d use it as a ZAPPER - And Politicians Would be THROUGH! BUSH and CHENEY - ZAP! In the middle of the KAVIR DESERT - Eating CAMEL-CRAP! ROWE and RUMSFELD - ZAP! On a Team-Less DOG-SLED IN ANTARTICA - NO COAT - NO CAP! HILLARY and BILL - ZAP! DE-PLANED with NO PARACHUTE - O’ER DELAWARE WATER GAP! McCAIN and the NEO-CONS - ZAP! Arctic Circle - Eating Whale Blubber - Pondering WHY - this MISHAP? NANCY PELOSI and her DEMO-CREW - ZAP! In the Middle of The CONGO - FEEDING ON GLUE - MADE BY DAP! CROOKS and LIARS and GRAFTERS TOO - ZAP! Drinking FROZEN MARGARITAS on MT. EVEREST - FROZEN TURDS - Whose Audiences do CLAP! OIL BARONS and MAGNATES and CEOS - ZAP! STRANDED on MT. McKINLEY in ALASKA - Making Rigs with lil ERECTOR SETS - listening to RAP! WARMONGERS GALORE - ZAP! ATOP K-2 GODWIN/AUSTEN - in PAKISTAN - And a BLIZZARD Blowing Nicely - and NO MAP! CONGRESSIONAL CROOKS WHO COOK THE BOOKS - ZAP! Twenty Thousand Leagues Under in ATLANTIS - No Air to Spare - GADZOOKS - A LONG MARITIME NAP! SUPREME COURT JUSTICES - ZAP! HOLDING COURT IN HADES - SHOULD-A KILLED SATAN, NOT GOD - OH, CRAP! MONSANTO and Other PESTICIDERS - ZAP! DRINKING GENETICALLY ENGINEERED URINE - To CURE A Case of The CLAP! ALL THE DOPE and DRUG PUSHERS - ZAP! MAROONED in the SAHARA - NO DROP TO DRINK - Just Shootin’ Up and Snortin’ - That’s a WRAP! TYRANTS and TERRORISTS and TROUBLE-MAKERS - ZAP! Way Out in the OUTBACK - No Guide - No Water - NUTTIN’ HONEY - So SHUT your YAP! OOPS! MY MAGIC WAND IS FADING - Like a Fizzling CANDLELABRA - ITS BATTERY RUNNING low - The Rest T’will be Best - with a Mere - AB-RA-CA-DAB-RA! © - TKH

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on August 4, 2008

I have a wand similar to yours,I ditto all you said!;-) Great poem!

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on July 27, 2008

Tom, this is the very best, reload your magic want, and screw the lot of them, Top marks ! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

What a good way if it would work to get rid of those. Don't believe it will be that easy though. Something has to be done and soon, but what will people do. They don't even stick together with their own families anymore. Seems noone cares too much about world situations, just take them as they come. Saying, What can we do?
I wish I knew the answer too.