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FUN with UCK
© - Tom Hyland - 08-23-08
How May I Rhyme Thee?
Let me Count the Ways:
A Male Deer is called a Buck.
If his Doe Does Wander,
He is then a Cuck-old,
Or a Cuckoo - That Does Suck!
A Male Goose is Akin to a Gander,
Or another Relative Fowl - a Duck.
A Coarse Cotton Towel is -
A Huck-a-back, or Huck!
A Huggermugger is a Muddle,
Or Disorderly Mess -
I didn’t know that Before,
I must Confess!
An Interjection used to Show
Surprise, Inquiry, or Disdain is HUH -
T’is used to Invite Comment, or Agreement,
Can you Dig it - DUH?
Any Slimy, Oily, Gooey or Otherwise
Unpleasant Substance is called Guck.
If spilled on your Person,
You might run Amok, or Amuck!
Or - if’n you’re like Oscar Madison,
You might not give a Phuck?
How come PH is PHunny,
But F is Not? No Such Luck!
Soft Moist Dirt, Filth, or Manure
Is a Noun, known as Muck -
Yet, to Clean out a Stable, or Barn,
Is to Remove Muck, or De-Muck!
A Mischievous Spirit in English Folklore,
Robin Goodfellow - is PUCK -
A Quickie is done Hurriedly,
In Sex, it Doth often Suck!
A Great Mass of Unexceptional
People or Things is Known as a Ruck -
While Cosmetic Surgery to Remove Skin
Is called Nip and Tuck!
A Nursing Baby, Calf, or Pig
Is called a Suckling,
While someone not so Pretty
Is known as an Ugly Duckling!
Another Interjection Used To Express
Disgust or Revulsion, is Yuk, or Yuck -
A Forced Chess move is a ZUGZWANG,
A Lost Piece - Well, I’ll be DANGED!
A Short Narrative Poem that is Sung,
Is called a Lay -
But a Roll in the Hay
I’d Prefer - Any Day!
OKAY?
© - TKH
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